Tell them they smell and that they are getting older much faster than the norm.
2006-08-30 15:30:46
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answered by Anonymous
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Next time you two go out into public together, make it a point to use a public bathroom, and when you come out, tell them that while you were in there, you heard some people talking about them...but tell them they called them ugly, or stupid, or smelly, or a fashion disaster...you get the idea.
2006-08-30 22:36:18
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answered by Anonymous
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"I don't mean to be rude, but... you really need to start taking care of yourself. I'm worried about you."
"Does your eye always do that?" ("What?") "Oh, nothing." (My favorite)
"You know, when I'M done cooking with onions, I find that washing with oil soap gets rid of the smell." ("What are you talking about?") "I just thought I sme... Oh. Sorry. Never mind."
"You know, they're right, your face really does have a lot of character."
2006-08-30 22:40:48
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answered by ? 5
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Say "Gee, your hair looks thinner.... too bad the rest of you doesn't."
2006-08-30 22:32:29
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answered by Duende71 2
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Yeah, they hate it when you ignore them.
2006-08-30 22:30:59
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answered by Justsyd 7
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