2006-08-30 14:34:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
with a freakin' SLINGSHOT!!! MAN!! Your avatar is FREAKY!!!!!!!!
2006-08-30 14:44:00 · answer #1 · answered by Kitten2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i was your mother, i would get up every morning at 5 then annoy some neighborhood people with my chirping. and find some worms or wormy stuff on the floor and then do the poop aiming practice on human beings. then ill chew the food. then i fly back to the nest and sit there next to u. then if i some human again, ill spit the worms at them, if not ill munch, and then spit them at your mouth, cuz u dont know how to chew. and then after u poop, i take your poop and shoot them at ppl.
lmao
2006-08-30 21:40:11 · answer #2 · answered by guy wit questions 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would feed you to the nearest red fox. Based on that face.
LOL LOL
2006-08-30 21:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, every time of the day, when its time to eat, i would bring you food, and drop it in front of you. I wouldn't put it in ur mouth, bcuz u have to learn to fend 4 urslef. however, i would bring it. also, once you got old enough to fly, provided that i have already taught you, i would force you to go search on your own, so that you could learn how to provide 4 urself and later ur family....
2006-08-30 21:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by muahaha smarty 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
First of all, i would have to test which one is stronger so ill just push which ever one i think is week out my nest. then i would leave it to the father. ive done my job.
2006-08-30 21:39:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
id stick needles in your food and if you didnt eat them, id beat you w/ a sledge hammer. OK?
2006-08-30 21:37:36 · answer #6 · answered by electro- hamburger 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would chew some worms, and they open my mouth(beak) so you could pick some chewed worm up from my mouth(beak)...
2006-08-30 21:37:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carefully and with insurance
2006-08-30 21:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't. You'd have to learn to fend for yourself.
2006-08-30 21:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably let you die.
Sorry, I'm just not the motherly type.
2006-08-30 21:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by Me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would chew up worms and regurgitate them into your mouth. YUMMY!
2006-08-30 21:37:31 · answer #11 · answered by jennysweetheat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋