I was having some guests over for dinner in a couple hours and I needed a good laugh, so I got a pitcher and filled it up with toilet water. I took it to my bedroom and I got a sponge and started to give myself a sponge bath, I made sure to clean my arm pits and neck area very well. I would always ring the sponge back out in the same pitcher and I began to clean my genitals and butt area with the sponge. after ringing the sponge out one final squeeze in the pitcher I took my shoes and socks off and I soaked my damp sweaty feet in it. I cleaned in between my toes and the water was still mostly clear. I spit in the pitcher a few times and stirred it up very well. after I took my feet out I grabbed a pair of dirty underwear and soaked them in it. I gave it one final stir and took the undies out and took the pitcher to the kitchen. I then used the same pitcher of water to make some orange juice and I put it in the fridge....boy it was very hard to not laugh as my guests
2006-08-30 13:25:47 · 10 answers · asked by Hank 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
guzzled the juice and happily poured multiple glasses....I was very happy and had a joyful smile on my face all night long. and no I didn't drink any juice that evening....I just had water
2006-08-30 13:28:14 · update #1
if u really did that that would be truly disgusting to do... but hilariuos to watch.
2006-08-30 13:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by rawrXninjaXdino 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would not have you as a hostess at any of my parties. I take it they were people you didn't really like. If it was just for fun then you are freakin' phsycotic and cruel. I am astounded that someone would do all of that which seems unrealistic, just for a laugh. I will be sure to take my own drinks to a dinner invite from now on. Thank you for sharing, it gives a heads up.
2006-08-31 13:54:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You friggin psycho.
you should be in an institution.
That is one of the most anti-social acts that I can think ofand I am glad I did not see you doing that
Now here is the response you were hoping for, WHAT a filthy little boy you are. You are just a nutcase!
2006-08-30 20:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by theodore r 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, you are the one who took the bath in the toilet water. So I think that is the funny part. The other is just sick. Although, I know you are just kidding. :)
2006-08-30 20:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by just julie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't believe a word of your disgusting little scenario, but that doesn't eliminate the fact that, yes, you are a nutcase - and that might be the kindest name one could give you.
2006-08-30 20:46:48 · answer #5 · answered by Annie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Note to self... pass on the orange juice and get a sealed beer instead...
2006-08-30 20:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by Dave 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man ur the biggest jackas ever, ur not crazy, u know damn well wht u did was wrong, but dont forget...wht u do always comes back to u, dont be surpirse when you get your ugly face, smashed, when ur friends find out about ur sick little games, once day youwill get urs, u can bet on that
2006-08-30 20:33:32 · answer #7 · answered by saijjan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well it might have been funny to you bathed in toilet water which cant be too hygenic either!
i think u are one weird guy!
2006-08-30 20:34:11 · answer #8 · answered by Krissy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um.. def not normal or sane:(
2006-08-30 20:30:06 · answer #9 · answered by lola_satin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things are that slow where you are, eh?
2006-08-30 20:32:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋