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on my sliding glass door. one is on top of the other, theyve been there 2 days@@! are they having intercourse, can grasshoppers have sex for long periods of time? they are being really still, like no movement. what do u know about grasshopper sex? im not gross, but im like wtf...

2006-08-30 12:19:39 · 16 answers · asked by crazytown 2 in Science & Mathematics Other - Science

16 answers

They must have found that elusive and rare 'Viagra' flower.

2006-08-30 12:27:06 · answer #1 · answered by normy in garden city 6 · 1 0

It depends, if the female lays eggs afterwards then you got your answer. Be careful though it could lay about 120 eggs on your window then you're gonna have a grasshopper infestation. If that happens just get yourself a snake and it will take care of your grasshopper problem. Then you will have a snake problem, if that happens get yourself a mongoose and name it rikki tikki tavi or it will get ticked. After that you can domesticate the mongoose and have pajama parties with it.

2006-08-30 19:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes they are... go grab the video camera to film for the other grasshoppers to watch, and make sure you have a cigarette handy for when they are finished!

2006-08-30 20:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by Krynne 4 · 1 0

Did you ask the question to get a rise out of the guys??LOLL Figure it out sweetie and you should ahve something better to do...maybe wash that glass door! Just saying...LOLL

2006-08-30 19:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by tankgirl_84 3 · 0 1

They don't have sex, they mate. Oh and that's longer than any human guy can stand lol!

2006-08-30 19:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes

2006-08-30 19:21:13 · answer #6 · answered by joejoeyjbgd 3 · 0 0

they had a heartshock while doing it and now they r dead, u should bury them in the same position they already r so they go to heaven together

2006-08-30 19:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Take some pics and post 'em, and we'll see.

2006-08-30 19:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

2 daysss .. holy smooooke
You should the poor couple are not dead ??

2006-08-30 19:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by Duda .. 3 · 1 0

Sounds like they might be dead.

2006-08-30 19:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by gazongas 2 · 0 0

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