how would i explain my parents?
2006-08-30 11:46:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
1) adopt
2) sex with a man, or,
3) artificial insemination
2006-08-30 11:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by richard457 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the CORRECT answer. A true lesbian only has sexual activities with another female. So, she can never get millions of little sperms inside of her vagina. But, if you are hell bent on circumventing the system and having a kid, find a male friend and tell him that you just need a sperm donor with no strings attached. He should be happy to shoot his sperm inside of you for as long as it takes for you to get knocked up.
Several years ago, I found a young straight single woman who just wanted to have a baby without a husband. She did not want romance or a marriage, just a man's sperm. She asked me to be her sperm donor. I was happy to oblige her. She called me everytime she wanted some of my sperm. Finally, she got knocked up and quit calling me. What an experience!
You can do the same thing to get the sperm that you need. So, go for it. And, enjoy life.
Dwayne
2006-08-30 22:25:46 · answer #2 · answered by Dwayne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just take one for the team and let some guy you know climb on top of you and release the doves. It won't kill you to have a penis inside you for a short time. Then tell your parents that you are knocked up and keeping the baby.
2006-08-30 18:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by Alan J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't a "LESVIAN' the new woman's SUV from Dodge? Explain that to your parents.
2006-08-30 19:14:30 · answer #4 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sperm donors are ready and willing everywhere! You don't even have to pay for it, they are PIGS and will take sex any time someone offers it to them. My husband and I discuss the male sex drive all the time and he even agrees with me about this theory. Its just a natural thing for them, I didn't make them this way so don't blame me for the simple observation of them!
2006-08-30 18:54:07 · answer #5 · answered by soniaatcalifornia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think you have got problems, I am a lasbian trapped in a mans body
2006-08-30 18:52:08 · answer #6 · answered by Billy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Artifical Insemination. I'm sorry I cannot help you break it to your rents, I have no clue what to tell you...good luck.
2006-08-30 18:50:03 · answer #7 · answered by Yummy Mummy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell them. And you would adopt or have artificial insemination.
2006-08-30 18:50:24 · answer #8 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adoption is the only option there
And just tell them, if they love you then you will be supported
2006-08-30 18:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
artificial insemination or adoption. explain what? you are a LESBIAN, enough said.
2006-08-30 18:52:49 · answer #10 · answered by pay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋