President Bush, First Lady Laura Bush, and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "******* rich people. ****, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.
2006-08-30 11:13:57 · 5 answers · asked by kristi w 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Hillary-arious!
2006-08-30 11:16:47 · answer #1 · answered by Adam Ant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
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2006-09-02 02:36:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!
2006-08-30 18:17:45 · answer #3 · answered by Amer O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! thats great:D <3 <3
2006-08-30 18:17:02 · answer #4 · answered by R.R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2006-08-30 18:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by Brown Eyed Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋