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So the kids will STOP asking for spells for stupid things and simply GO OUT and use their newfound "opposable thumbs" instead!

2006-08-30 10:54:58 · 11 answers · asked by googlywotsit 5 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

Oh thank. You. Very. Much, Prissy_kitty...now I have limp wrists and a camp walk!

2006-08-30 11:00:44 · update #1

Indeed, bloody_adalwolf...I'm a patient person though...

:)

2006-08-30 11:08:18 · update #2

11 answers

*Poof* You have opposable thumbs. Did it work?

I get the irony of the question I was just being silly.

2006-08-30 10:58:48 · answer #1 · answered by Prissy_kitty 3 · 2 1

Sorry... had to run to get Granny Ogg's "Ye Olde Grimoire" for this one!

"Tayk ye 1 left handed Gimp, making Ye shure He beith not covered in Warts. Slyce 3 hayrs from the Gimp's left hand and keepth them sitting under a Full Moone for a full 7 dayz. Keep Gimp aside for layter.

Goeth now and fynd Ye 1 Virgyn with a Humpe... also beith left handed. Carefuly removeth 6 hayrs from the Vyrgin's Humpe and adde to a Soaking bowl of chicken livers in Vermouthe.

Tye 1 Stryng of greene to a Spryg of Parsley and contynew wayving it about Ye head lyke a whrling Dirvish several tymes.

Tayk the Stryng and tye to the Gimp's Ryght toe. Mix the Hayrs of Gimp and Vyrgin to chiken Livers and Vermouthe, smear concoction on both Gimp and Vyrgin.

Mayk both Gimp and Vyrgin sit in a large Tubb of Greene Jello and wayt three whole moons."

I can't tell what the rest of the recipe calls for as it is too smeared with this greenish goey stuff caked onto the book. Sorry!

2006-08-30 18:27:42 · answer #2 · answered by Krynne 4 · 1 0

this is a strange question so here is a strange spell
2 hairs off an old battle Axe
one lid of o.j.(concentrated of course)
one eye of nutter buddy
one wing from a butterfly
a single tear from your grandmother and a fart from the grandpa
turn around twice
put in sack and bury beneath hollowed ground
lol good luckl

2006-08-30 18:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by yahoo 5 · 2 0

I don't know one...but I just looked down and realized *I* have five claws on each front foot...hey...... I have a thumb...Cool!!! I have TWO thumbs!!!!! That explains why I can get the kitchen cabinets open so well...and use the keyboard!! Whoooohooo! Oh yeah...I have been using my thumbs. Thanks for reminding me I have them...now what was the question?

2006-09-02 22:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 1 0

LOL!
You are on a roll today. I checked in here before signing off and you have made my day. I have had a good chuckle reading your questions.

Blessings )O(

2006-08-30 18:50:43 · answer #5 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 3 0

there is no such thing as magic and if u dont have thumbs u dont have thumbs except urself 4 who u r

2006-08-30 17:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by BB 2 · 0 3

just go to a fortune teller and ask him the question

2006-08-30 18:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

looks like just a few people understand your irony...

2006-08-30 18:01:00 · answer #8 · answered by Sir Alex 6 · 1 0

boy ur teeth are big!! lol just kidding about ur pic funy!! bye

2006-08-30 18:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Write one...spells are more powerful if u write them...!

*If u play with fire u will get burned*!!!
Don't get involved with spells and witchcraft...!

2006-08-30 17:58:17 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 3

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