I need a spell for a sense of sarcastic humour!!!?

Question

To cast on the current occupants of Y!A Mythology & Folklore!!!

Please HELP!



:P

LMAO, Mimi! I will get on with the preparation of that most potent elixier immediately!!!!

;)

Answer 1

Come right this way young one...

First you must take a heavy tincture of life experience
then you must add 7 dashes of epiphany, stirring constantly
to that add a large dollop of TRUTH, for that is the secret ingredient that allows any human to get over themselves.
And finally you will need 5 cups of Irony.

Let them simmer together for half a life and then as you go to finally drink this elixir of sarcasm, completely miss your mouth spilling the lot down the front of you pants so everyelse thinks you've "had an accident."

Laugh heartily and go about your day.

Answer 2

Sadly only Gods have a Sense of Humour. The poor people of Y haven't had a Sense of Humour since 1994 when they were first created by the two Gods Jerry and David. From that time on anyone with a Sense of Humour has been Beaten to a Pulp, Burnt to the Ground, or worse... Cast out of the Great Garden of Y (gasp)!

Answer 3

you gotta beleive you can realy cast the spell. concentrate.
here's a spell but you need a peice of long string or chord.
first state out loud what your aim is . with a chord long enough to be knotted 9 times say the following words, but concentrate.
By knot one, the spell's begun
By knot two,it cometh true
By knot three,so mote it be
By knot four,power I store
By knot five,the spell is alive
By knot six,the spell is fixed
By knot seven, events I'll leaven
By knot eight, it will be fate
By knot nine, what is done is mine.

Answer 4

hey, be glad you're getting lots of sarcasm, its for people too intelligent to use tact. It means you have the good ones watching you.

Answer 5

i don't need a spell for that!!!! lol!