you bastards..
2006-08-30 10:44:48 · 14 answers · asked by earthworm jim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
THEY killed Kenny!
101 - Blasted by an alien space ship, trampled by a herd of cattle, then run over by Officer Barbrady's Police Cruiser. His body gets whacked by Stan and he gets his head pulled off by Kyle. His body is then eaten by rats.
102 - Shot by Mr. Garrison which launches him into the air and is impaled on a flag pole.
103 - Shot by Ned when he drops his gun on the ground.
104 - Decapitated and dismembered by three Middle Park Cowboy football players.
105 - Knocked into microwave oven with a chair and cooked by a mutant clone of Stan.
106 - Touched by Death.
107 - Cut in half with a chainsaw by Kyle to end the zombie curse.
108 - Turned into a duckbilled platypus by the antichrist and then shot by Jimbo
109 - Attacked by mutant turkeys
111 - Pierced by an Iraqi sword carelessly swung by Miss Ellen.
112 - Commits suicide by asphyxiating himself with tetherball string
113 - Dragged onto train tracks by a go kart and crushed by a train.
202 - Self-sacrificial electrocution while turning on a hospital generator
203 -During the parade in the credits, a tree falls and crushes him
204 - Falls into an open grave and is crushed by a gravestone.
205 - Killed by an overpowered dodgeball throw from a Chinese opponent
206 - Torn apart by two audience members of Jesus and Pals.
208 - Crushed by giant carbon pyrotechnic snake.
209 - Trampled by a crowd leaving a theater.
210 - Contracted a fatal case of chickenpox.
211 - Head explodes due to the intensity of a planetarium demonstration
212 - Trampled in a mosh pit in Cartman's tree house.
213 - Pierced by the horns of the bull
214 - Ozzy Osbourne bit his head off
215 - Drowned by Stan's evil goldfish.
216 - Shot dead by police while attempting to surrender
217 - Killed by a derailed mining cart containing underpants.
218 - Caught in the conveyor belt in front of the prehistoric man exhibit.
301 - Struck by lightning & nearly dies but is revived by his girlfriend Kelly.
302 - Spontaneously combusts
303 - Dies in an unknown manner while waiting for Chef at the bus stop
305 - Killed by a bear while impersonating a deer
306 - Pulled by a magnet into a giant fan
309 - Sacrifices himself to open the conch shell Moses is trapped in, saving the Jews
310 - Gets a seizure from the Chinpokomon video game
312 - Destroyed by a snowspeeder
313 - Beaten against everything by Phonics Monkey.
314 - Burned to death by a warning flare.
315 - Crushed by a chandelier.
316 - Exploded due to the pressure buildup from a tampon stuck in his anus.
317 - Died from massive defecation after playing "the brown note".
401 - Crushed by bricks after flying off a sled.
402 - Falls into a concealed trench in the water and drowns.
403 - Shot accidentally by police
404 - Bashed in the face with a frying pan by Cartman
406 - Crushed by an ambulance
407 - Crushed by a piano
408 - Explodes from gas buildup when a massive dose of antacid tablets is exposed to water
409 - Flattened by an elevator
412 - Dragged to death by Timmy's wheelchair while attempting to fix it
413 - Smashed against a wall by Cartman's bedroom door when Cartman bursts out of his bedroom
414 - Crushed by a fallen stage light
416 - Sacrificed at "Carousel"
417 - Run over by car
501 - Laughs himself to death
502 - Vomits his intestines out
504 - Drowns himself as part of a cult's mass suicide
506 - Impaled through the face with a loose beam while riding a faulty roller coaster
507 - His face was sliced in half with a boomerang
508 - Falls into a vat of lava
509 - Explosion kills Kenny and his Afghan counterpart
510 - Gets run over by a motorcycle
511 - Shot to death by airport security
513 - Dies of a terminal disease
715 - Shot by Saddam Hussein
807 - Mr. Jefferson tosses him into the ceiling
903 - Shot by the Chinese mafia.
904 - He is hit by a truck
Santa's psychic attack misses Jesus and hits Kenny, throwing him into a statue
Bigger, Longer, and Uncut - ultimately killed by the ER doctors who replace his heart with a baked potato
Jay Leno Short - A bust of George Washington falls on Kenny's head
Gladiator Parody - Maximus stabs Kenny with his sword.
New Years Countdown - After the count down, the "7" falls down and crushes Kenny.
The 12th Annual American Comedy Awards - Gets electrocuted to death while adjusting the TV reception
51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - A giant Emmy falls and crushes him.
2006-08-30 13:04:06 · answer #1 · answered by Andrew C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bastards killed kenny!
2006-08-30 17:47:57 · answer #2 · answered by Cutey McPretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kenny died many many times, too hard to name them all.
2006-08-30 17:51:24 · answer #3 · answered by couriousk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stan: omg they killed kenny
kyle: you bastards
almost everyone killed kenny
2006-08-30 17:50:26 · answer #4 · answered by hammy and green day 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the killer crabs of the kenny cult it was!
2006-08-30 19:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by Paula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
KENNY IS ALIVE
so why asked who killed him
HE IS ALIVE IS SAY ALIVE !
2006-08-30 18:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Practically everyone!
2006-08-30 17:48:58 · answer #7 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ronald regan, he did it with a six shooter, but there has been a cover up
2006-08-30 17:48:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not dead I keep him locked in my garage!
2006-08-30 17:47:38 · answer #9 · answered by dazed & confused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everybody.
2006-08-30 17:54:04 · answer #10 · answered by H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋