Yeah,right. Well, erm...I need a spell to like, get me dressed in the mornings?
I find it's just, like, much too difficult, especially when the sleeve is, like, inside out, y'know?
Please help!
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2006-08-30 10:23:10 · 6 answers · asked by googlywotsit 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Ariey...can I use my rattle as an athame? It's pointy at one end...!
Is there a spell to change my nappy(diaper) too? I could use one of those, wow!
2006-08-30 10:43:30 · update #1
ROFLMAO, Krynne...methinks you get the idea!
:)
2006-08-30 10:57:16 · update #2
First... take all your clothing you want to wear for the day and lay them unfolded on your bed. Take three candles (one in yellow one in brown and one in purple) and (making sure you don't set fire to anything) place them on your dresser (must be the one your clothes are in when clean) and light all three while invoking the Goddess Bisou-Bisou, the God Jitrois, and the seven watchtowers of Izod.
Fill a small bowl with water (add three drops of Liquid Bounce to this bowl). Place this to the left of the candles. Fill another small bowl with salt (add on top of the salt a laundry tablet). Place this to the right.
Now, find a full length mirror and make sure you can be seen in it while seated cross legged on the floor. Sit on the floor naked, cross legged. Close your eyes and begin to meditate while visualizing your clothing upon your bed. Begin loudly chanting the following magickal words:
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
DEEEEEEEEEEEE
DAAAAAAAAAAAS
Repeat this over and over. Eventually you will get dressed.
2006-08-30 10:54:37 · answer #1 · answered by Krynne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep your clothes folded and neat. If it's a hassle to deal with turning sleeves and etc inside out, prepare them before you go to bed. It'll be easy for you to change in the morning. Make it a routine.
2006-08-30 10:27:20 · answer #2 · answered by Katt Attack 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grow out of your dipers first and maybe when your crib consists of more then baby rattles come back and ask so serious questions besides being imature.
2006-08-30 10:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by Ariey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A spell? Like time? Set your alarm earlier.
Lay out your clothes the night before and
make sure they are READY!
2006-08-30 10:28:38 · answer #4 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
for this kind of thing self hypnosis works much better.
2006-08-30 10:37:49 · answer #5 · answered by rosevallie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should buy an slave elfe, it will do everything you don't want to do.
2006-08-30 10:53:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋