It would be a bit like this...
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".
This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl
riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be besikli speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
2006-08-30 10:30:36
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answered by Princess415 4
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Well let's see... when the Nazi's had their little breeding experiment, they had blonde haired, blue-eyed soldiers get all these blonde haired, blue-eyed female volunteers pregnant to try to produce their idea of the supreme race. Now I guess for them that was all well and good but as adults a lot of these children did not have blonde hair and some of them were not too attractive. (I don't like to call people ugly) So I guess they thought what they were doing was right but in the end it was a BIG FAILURE!!! Besides that the rest of the world wasn't going to put up with Hitler's BS! That is why we will never know what life would be like if the Nazi's won. It is not up to a man to choose what the world should be like. There is something much more powerful than 1 hateful man out there (without getting a religious debate started) and that is how the course of the world has been and will be decided.
2006-08-30 10:34:25
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answered by nimopiba 3
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The United States, having defeated Japan, would be locked in a Cold War against Nazi Germany.
A Nazi puppet gov't would have been set up on the British Isles, but Canada, Australia, and much of the rest of the former British Empire would side with the US.
Since the Nazi state would be stronger than the Soviet state, we likely would still be in a Cold War.
There would be no Israel. All Jews in Europe and anywhere else the Reich held power would be dead. The Arab states would be carrying out a long guerilla war against the German forces occupying the Middle East.
Japan would be under military occupation still, to prevent it from allying with Germany again. The Communists in China would be and unofficial ally of the US, since they saw what the Nazis did to the Communists in the Soviet Union.
The US would still be a representative democracy because Germany never had the time/resources to build a large navy to defeat the US and British Navies (the Brit Navy rebases to Canada after the German invasion of the Isles) while it was building a massive army to defeat Soviet Russia.
The American A-bomb also prevents the Germans from attempting an ivasion, while the lack of a staging point in Europe (and later, the German A-Bomb) keeps the Americans from trying an invasion of Europe.
2006-08-30 10:34:46
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answered by usarocketman 3
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Under the Invasion Plan codenamed Operation Sea-lion, Hitler envisaged all Males between 18 - 35 would have been exported
to the continent as part of Third Reich's slave labour.
We all know the fate that awaited the ethnic minorities, Although Hitler had a fondness for Great Britain a puppet government would have been put in place similar to that in Vichy's France.
One last less savoury aspect was that as the German War Machine overan and occupied Europe, Syphallis became rife and was major problem for the German Army. Mind you Israel would'nt be a problem now. eventually they would have withdrawn from the UK as Conquest is easy, Control is not.
2006-08-30 11:07:40
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answered by Stephen 2
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2 activities lost the Axis forces the conflict, both of their own making. One replace into the fact of conflict through using the Nazis hostile to the Soviet Union, and the hollow up of an really chilly jap the front. the diverse replace into the attack on Pearl Harbor through using the jap. If neither of those topics had handed off, then the Nazis could favor to have received the conflict, after laying siege to Britain for diverse years till a starved-out u . s . capitulates. The Nazis could favor to have levelled optimal British cities to rubble using V2 missiles, the adult men will be herded into artwork camps, and the girls human beings used almost as good Aryan breeding inventory for the subsequent technologies of Reich footsoldiers. probable each good Aryan German guy will be familiar a German better half for loving and living, and an English concubine for breeding. we may then have had a ecu superpower, similar in length and skill to modern China, and both as brutal, and the same regime depending in Moscow. the jap and the chinese language will be continuously skirmishing hostile to at least one yet another, and the U. S. will be correct out of it in astonishing isolation, now not probably nerve-racking what is going on interior the something else of the international. In time, Hitler may degenerate into previous age, Robert Mugabe type, and the succession may create diverse feeble sure-adult men, with out the similar air of mystery or creative and prescient that Hitler had. There may then be a civil conflict, and probably a favorite revolt which could fix some type of liberal democracy, even with if with out American intervention, it really is now not probably this can come to a lot. certainly relies upon if there is money to be made from it.
2016-12-06 00:11:27
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answered by ? 3
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No--- there are tons of people outside of europe that are not blonde haired, blue eyed germans. Plus, even countries that Germany would have taken over would not necessarily be that way either.
2006-08-30 10:27:27
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answered by dapixelator 6
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There was never a chance in ******* hell that Germany would win that war. America did not get involved in that war until they were directly affected. They let every other country get the **** bombed out of them so they could swoop in and loan billions of dollars to those countries to help them rebuild. Do you not think it odd that Prescott Bush made money selling steel to the Nazis.
2006-08-30 10:27:33
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answered by stephaniemariewalksonwater 5
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The fact is, the world is too big a place to rule it all. Ancient Rome learned that, so did Great Britain. We're learning that ourselves now.
I'm sure that things would have fallen apart very quickly for the Nazis as they tried to expand their ideology and impose it on the rest of the world.
2006-08-30 10:32:50
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answered by jack b 3
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We'd be better off, economy & society , every single soul would be employed, every child would have a roof over their heads, a decent education, food on the table and no jews bombarding and killing indiscriminally against the vulnerable and weak.
2006-09-01 02:39:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Sorry, someone called Christina T actually answered with, I like HItler. I LIKE HITLER????????? Is the woman totally insane? How many meglomaniac, murdering, butchers have you met on which to base this opinion?
I really do despair, I'm going to smoke a joint and pretend all you fascist murderers did actually get wiped out in WW2. What did we win exactly?
2006-08-30 10:37:39
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answered by sarkyastic31 4
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