I NEED a SPELL!!! Anyone help me!??

Question

Yeah, right. So like, I need a spell, like, to make a spell?

I can't be arsed to expend any real, physical energy walking to the shops, getting a girlfriend, or, like, anything, so I just need a spell to cast a spell for me?

Anyone.....?


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No, no, no, Trevor L...that's a terrible spell(ing mistake!)

No, no, nooo, shaunpamnsam...I just need a spell to cast a spell!!!

Answer 1

How in the world did you ever get to Level 5 writing this gibberish?

Answer 2

Find the most comfortable spot to lie down on. This is usually on the couch of your parental unit's home... while they are home!

Take the long thin box that has all the buttons to make everything in the house (or at least the living room) work in your less dominant hand (NOT the one you use to eat with). Make sure there is a large bowl of thinly sliced cooked potatoes (of any flavour), a smaller bowl of corn kernals that have been heated, a plate with small crustless sandwiches and a box of sweet thin desert confections. Don't forget the several dozen containers of some sort of liquid beverage handy. Have all these within reach whil lying on the couch.

While laying on the couch, use the thin box to make all the appliances it controls to work (turn them on). Continue to press the buttons until all sounds and visuals are pleasing to the senses. Leave them there and thank the Gods for this blessed event (something pleasing coming from these appliances is usually rare and sometimes classed as a miracle). Play these wondrous noises very, very loud.

Offer libations of the foods and beverages. Do this many many times. Make sure some of it hits the floor (the Gods really like this).

When your parental unit enters the room you will suddenly discover you have great amount's of energy to get off the couch and leave the house... you may even manage to make it to the mall!

Note... another good place to do this is in the furniture section of the local mall!

Answer 3

First off... Let's start with the fact that you must be pretty desperate to have to come up with a spell to cast on someone to make them your's. Spells are to used by those who understand and know the true powers that they possess. Spells are not something to play around with, nor are they something that you use to mess with someones free will. If you want to be in a relationship, then you need to work on people skills and get out there and meet people, no woman in her eight mind wants to get strapped to someone who is lazy and completely introverted.

Answer 4

last time i cast a spell i caught a fish

Answer 5

you need to use your mind's power, and believe that anything you think with your heart,is gonna happen 100 %,soon or later.can be whatever you want (something good),a girlfriend is good,money,health,friendship,etc. visualize in your mind what you want,then,ask God permission to get it. If you get it,mean,you deserve it.If you do not,mean,there is something better for you,next time. Other people use the words:sator,abracadabra,Elohim,and many more to get what they want.Everything is about to have faith or believe it.

Answer 6

Cigarette ashes..cigarette butts...make this spell remove..your nutts..........opps!.atleast you will not feel like walking around now..or need that girl friend now..hope it works for ya.

Answer 7

If you are that lazy I don't think any spell will work for you.

Answer 8

You need to meditate lol

Answer 9

Have you ever considered having a frontal lobotomy? Then all your nasty little problems would go away.

Answer 10

Here one Puff! wow your gone lol great