whats the naughtiest thing you ever did at School ?

Question

either on teachers, or other pupils, or did you just not go, like me, i use to spend quite a lot of time walking up and down escalators in Lewis's in Manchester lol

Answer 1

back in the 70's in my last year at school i used to go to register every wednesday morning and then sneak out to go to work. i used to do the reciepts and sales log at a motorbike auction. i got paid seven pound fifty for the mornings work and then slipped back into school for the afternoon. this went for eight months before i got caught.

Answer 2

Dear TruelyXXX,

What a good question and what great answers you are getting !
I am writing to you from the 'States' so I think some of my terms may be different ('sweater' instead of 'jumper' for example).

Lets see - I did lots of stuff but the most planned thing I ever did was :
# 1 - I wore a horrid biege sweater to school
so I would look really SICK.
#2 - I told my 'Home Room' teacher that I had
puked on the public bus.
(This all happened when I was 14).
.
#3 - My teacher sent me down to the school nurse.
(I knew she would do this).
#4 - The nurse asked me if I wanted to go home and
did I think I was well enough to get there.

#5 - I said (trying to look very weak) - "Yes."
#6 - The nurse then sent me home
#7 - I left the school and went and met up with a much older boy ..
Sincerely,
Karma doll

Answer 3

Drank beer in class (concealed in a 7-11 Big Gulp cup).
Smoked on school grounds.
Cursed out a teacher.
Broke a window trying to punch my friend in the face.
Carved obscenities in a desk.
Organized a deliberate mass-flunking of a class to make a teacher look like garbage.
Threatened another student with a scalpel that had just been used to cut open a dead cat.

I know there's more but I can't remember right now.

Answer 4

Ahhh...the glory days of High school...

Here is a list of things I did but never got anything more then 'sent to the hall' for:

1. threw a chair across the room
2. called a teacher a sexist pig outloud in front of the whole class
3. pulled a chair out from another student while the teacher was lecturing a different student for previously pulling a chair out from a student.
4. got sent to the hall a school record 35 days in a row, just in one class.

All of these events took place under the supervision of the same teacher.

Answer 5

When I was in the junior school I copied a poem out of a salvation army magazine and gave it to my form teacher (it was a poem about teachers) I told him I wrote it myself and he thought it was sooooo brilliant he made me read it out in assembly! I have never read anything so fast in all my life. All I kept thinking was I really hope the kid who really wrote this doesn't go to this school! At playtime all the other kids kept coming up to me and quoting lines from this poem! It wasn't really a naughty thing but it was just so dumb and stupid!

This is the poem (yes I still remember it)

I giggled in class one day
and had to stay in and miss play
I think that teachers are quite daft
to make you miss play
just because you laughed
infact I think one day in heaven
God will have a lesson given
to all the teachers of the earth
to learn the value of the mirth
Infact I want to see my teacher wriggle
when he's told to give a giggle!

If its your poem... it great and I'm sorry!

Answer 6

Smoke dope b4 school started, swallow some of the smoke, then belch in the classroom and the whole room smelled like pot.
Grew dope on top of the forestry classroom.
Fed ex lax to blind teachers seeing eye dog.
Forged dates onto absence slips to cover beach trips during school.
Ignored principals demand for censorship on school paper article outlying Los Angeles police undercover activities at our high school.
Falsely testified for friend who was expelled for grabbing back a forged absence slip from a teacher.
Poured gasoline on school lawn spelling out vice principals non heterosexual sexual preference.

Answer 7

i changed into once trowing chewing gum from my mouth ( i'm ashamed of it now!) around the college room and that i being extremely cheeky. Then I threw yet another piece and it bounced off the wall and landed in the instructors hair. My heart stopped for a second and then she moved and it flopped onto her chair. She sat down after doing her typical rounds of checking the paintings and then nicely you recognize what got here about next she sat on it and shall we in basic terms say she changed into laughed in any respect day and she or he in no way knew why! i changed into in vast problem the subsequent day yet with my staggering speaking methods I managed to not get my neck ringed and that i changed into off the hook!

Answer 8

I got the blame when I was 12 for setting fire to the sanitary pad disposer in the older girls toilets. I didn't do it, but I soon realised that I went up considerably in the popularity stakes so I took the blame anyway because it made me cool... The real perpetrator never did own up.

Answer 9

I went to a class AA school and the high school and the elementary shared the same campus. I once gave some first graders some Ex-lax and told them it was chocolate candy. I felt kinda bad later on for doing that to the kids.

Answer 10

got drunk in third year christmas party
Took LSD throughout 4th and 5th year
drank in the Duke of York during 6th form(eccles college)
made a couple of grand playing poker during dinners in 6th
made quite a lot being treasurer of the student exec
I could go on but being busted doesnt appeal