C'mon, you know you wanna answer mine... :D?

Question

Fill in the blanks...

1) If you ever knew_________ my life would be better.
2) When Bobby Lee saw Ike, he __________.
3) The frog _______.
4) Who ate my ___________.
5) Dear Lord Baby Jesus _____________.
6) I see _____________.
7) I drove straight through a/an ____________.
8) Sorry, I was drunk, I didnt mean to ________.
9) Id rather jump from a bridge then, _________.
10) I should get the 10pts cuz, ___________.

The person who answers all of these and who has the funniest and most creative blanks gets the pts.
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Answer 1

1) If you ever knew how to please me my life would be better.
2) When Bobby Lee saw Ike, he put his clothes back on.
3) The frog is drunk again.
4) Who ate my cheese?.
5) Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I surrender!.
6) I see said the blind man.
7) I drove straight through a Christmas tree farm.
8) Sorry, I was drunk, I didnt mean to burn the house down while trying to make grilled cheese
9) Id rather jump from a bridge then attend a James Blunt concert.
10) I should get the 10pts cuz no one has chosen my answer as the Best Answer in a long time. And I have big boobs.

Answer 2

1) If you ever knew_Mark Walberg________ my life would be better.
2) When Bobby Lee saw Ike, he __slap him silly________.
3) The frog _licks my back______.
4) Who ate my __boogers_________.
5) Dear Lord Baby Jesus ___crist__________.
6) I see ___fat people__________.
7) I drove straight through a/an __hit a tree__________.
8) Sorry, I was drunk, I didnt mean to __kiss your wife______.
9) Id rather jump from a bridge then, __listen to paris hilton album_______.
10) I should get the 10pts cuz, __i at leastansweredall the questions._________.

Answer 3

1) If you ever knew___anger______ my life would be better.
2) When Bobby Lee saw Ike, he ___went up a tree???_______.
3) The frog __prince_____.
4) Who ate my ____pie_______.
5) Dear Lord Baby Jesus ___amen__________.
6) I see _____stars________.
7) I drove straight through a/an ___tunnel_________.
8) Sorry, I was drunk, I didnt mean to ___laugh_____.
9) Id rather jump from a bridge then, ___be home right now______.
10) I should get the 10pts cuz, ___i answered first?________.

Answer 4

1- Love
2- Spanked him.
3- Is Me! or Crazy.
4- American Pie!
5- I need you.
6- Dead Peopl.
7- The Egyptian Desert.
8- Screw you.
9- Marry You.
10- You decided to give them to me :)

Answer 5

1. tree bark
2. ate peanut butter.
3. played parcheesi with a retarded cow from Norway.
4. empanadas and coke?
5. please grow up fast so you can be cool and stuff.
6. color bars.
7. fire hydrant dressed like a tunnel.
8. fall asleep on your doorstep singing Hotel California.
9. run naked through the streets of Toledo holding a brown leather handbag with a Rancid patch on it.
10. because i am at work, getting paid to answer this question right now. Thats dedication.

Answer 6

1) Pass. 2)said;"You miss Tina?" 3)fell in love with a water buffalo. 4)Socks 5)Can you make me some shelves? 6) A big white rabbit. 7)an elephant's legs. 8)Marry you. 9)jump you. 10)I really like and respect you

Answer 7

1. how to keep your mouth shut
2. slapped the s h i t out of him
3. jumped into the pond and swam around
4. Oreo cookies
5. thank you for all that you have given me
6. stupid people and they are every where
7. police station, and didn't stop, even though the police were chasing me
8. ran right through your station
9. have a threesome with another woman
10. you have to pick someone, so why not pick me

Answer 8

1) ashiatsu massage
2) quickly hid the stuffed rat
3) ate my bowl of mac & cheese
4) other bowl of mac & cheese???
5) it's nice to know you're not in the manger anymore
6) London, I see France...I see sugar-coated ants
7) bottle of Elmer's glue
8) suck up your antique horsehair shoestrings with the vacuum
9) jump from a skyscraper
10) I'm clearly the funniest.

LOL j/k, that was fun!

Answer 9

1.Jesus
2.Fainted
3.exploded in the microwave
4.Mom
5.Thank you for endowing me
6.dumb people
7.Homeless shelter
8."Come on you occiffer!"
9.brush my teeth
10.Im sure u laughed a couple of times.

Answer 10

a good way to cheat
cried
kissed me
shorts
idk
a long crappy life ahead
avalanch
sleep wit ur husband!
be hurt again
you are the greatest person ever n u like my ans the best!