we say things like,
A sandwich short of a picnic!
A slate short of a roof! etc
What others do you have?
2006-08-30 09:13:51 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Most of them Ellie!
2006-08-30 09:24:55 · update #1
Identify with any yet, Zulu9?
2006-08-30 09:20:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The malls open but no ones shopping
Their elevator does not go to the top floor.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few cans short of a six pack.
2006-08-30 16:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by GillSev 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A paracetamol short of a full medicine cabinet
A plaster short of a first-aid kit
{persons name} took an IQ test, and the results were negative
Artificial Intelligence is no match for your Natural Stupidity
2006-08-30 20:11:10 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one brick short of a load
one card short of a deck
one drop short of a full bucket
lights out in the attic
not the sharpest tool in the shed (my personal favorite.)
sharp as a rock
went to the mall to shop but no stores were open
lights are on but nobody's home
2006-08-30 17:01:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart as a bag of hammers
Door knob
Wing nut
not the brightest bulb
a few bricks short of a load
not the sharpest knife in the drawer (or Spoon)
useless as utters on a bull
2006-08-30 22:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cant get right, half a bubble off, few cards short of a full deck, his elevator dont reach the top floor, crack head,they have a duhplomma,droped as a baby too many times,
2006-08-30 16:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A voucher short of the full picnic set
A dinner knife short of the full canteen
A banana short of a bunch
A few cells short of a complete brain!
2006-08-30 16:32:07 · answer #7 · answered by Belinda B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
As sharp as a bag of rocks.
3 cards short of a full deck.
2006-08-30 16:17:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
One fry short of a happy meal
2006-08-30 16:16:27 · answer #9 · answered by ninja_girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A card short of a full deck.
Not the brightest crayon in the box.
A few loose screws.
2006-08-30 16:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by Hollli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not full shilling
Not playing with a full deck
A ha'penny short of a shilling
Only tuppence to the pound
2006-08-30 16:49:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋