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personally i cannot stand Barbie, and i was having a laugh coming up with some funny ideas about this- Obese Barbie/ ASBO Barbie to name a few.

Just a laugh really.

2006-08-30 08:56:51 · 36 answers · asked by Levi 2 in Education & Reference Trivia

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Slightly obese, working mother Barbie complete with soccer van, three spoiled children, and beer-drinking Ken. Working mom Barbie comes with her very own set of Weight Watchers recipe books, coffee-stained nurse's uniform, realistic Happy Meal toys for the kids, and accompanying friends such as: Nurse Manager Nikki, who says "You're late again!" and "Who's sick this time?" and mother-in-law Louise, who says, "He doesn't like it cooked like that! Let me show you how!"

2006-08-30 09:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by L S 3 · 0 2

Barbie is really not that bad... ok the ones in the shop maybe. But if you look on the barbie collectibles website they have some very cool dolls. I'm a very proud owner of all 3 of the Hard Rock Cafe Barbies, now they are funky Barbies! And you can get some very cool ooak (one of a kind) custom made Barbies on places like ebay. So you will probably find that punk Barbie, lipstick lesbian Barbie and even hooker Barbie are out there somewhere! As for the fool who suggested retard Barbie... Mattell introduced Share A Smile Becky in 1997 which was a friend of Barbies who was in a wheelchair. So come on give barbie a break! Ok she won't ever loose her figure but shes really not that bad once you get to know her! LOL

Oh and pregnant Barbie... she had a pregnant friend called Midge who had a baby in her tummy which when it came out you put the tummy on the other way and it was flat! So you guys are going to have to think of some more things!

Superhero barbie has been done too... you can buy her as cat woman (looks like the Halle Berry cat woman, very sexy) Wonder woman, Super woman and Bat woman! Go on admit it you are starting to like her LOL

Ok update... I had an asian Barbie way back in the 80s. So she has been there, done that and got the T-shirt!

2006-08-30 09:19:14 · answer #2 · answered by Lovewilltearusapart 5 · 1 0

How about:

Chav Barbie
Ghetto Barbie
Porn Barbie
He-She Barbie
Lipstick Lesbian Barbie
Golden Oldie Barbie
IT Girl Barbie
High Society Barbie
Bondage Barbie
Superhero Barbie
Punk Barbie
Skinhead Barbie
Hippy Barbie
Goth Barbie

2006-08-30 09:04:45 · answer #3 · answered by Keira 6 · 2 0

Burkha Barbie

2006-08-30 09:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by Red 3 · 1 1

Flat chested Barbie

2006-08-30 09:12:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Council estate barbie. Comes in fake barbie clothes from the market/dodgy ken the knock off man. Other accessories include a 200 pack of imported ciggies, 4 pack of special brew and a 3 seat pushchair with 3 babie dolls named after crappy cars

2006-08-30 09:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by enigma_variation 4 · 0 2

Civil Service Barbie - complete with a wardrobe of polyester/acrylic clothes and a 1st class degree from Oxbridge.

2006-08-30 09:00:40 · answer #7 · answered by gerbiltamer 4 · 2 0

How about Fascist Dictator Ken, you could model the face on Mr Bush or Mr Howard.

Then you could make Fascist Dictator Barbie to go with it - it could look like Pauline Hanson.

2006-08-30 14:37:43 · answer #8 · answered by TC 4 · 0 0

Minds my own business Barbie

2006-08-30 09:02:55 · answer #9 · answered by Carp 5 · 1 1

Porn Star Barbie

2006-08-30 09:00:32 · answer #10 · answered by agius1520 6 · 1 1

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