tell me a joke about blondes?

Question

give it a go

Answer 1

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
http://www.indiabook.com/jokes/Entertainment_and_Arts/Bollywood/

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.



In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before
you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind,
that you should know five things:



1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Answer 3

Q: What do you call ten blondes all lined up ear to ear?

A: A Wind tunnel


Q: If a plane crashes into the sea, why is a peroxide blonde passenger almost certain to be saved?

A: Because they'll ALWAYS look for the "black box"!!!

(Thats one of my BF's and a bit crude!)

Answer 4

What did the blonde say when see looked into the box of Cheerios?




Are these donut seeds


you know this will probably cost me 10 points when the blondes report me for insulting them.

Answer 5

a blonde and a brunette have a race up a small mountain.
The brunette gets there first and then she looks down and says "where is she?"
At the bottom was the blonde asking,"Do you know the route up this mountain?"

Not the best but it's alright.

Answer 6

Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button?

Cause her boyfriend was blonde too.

Answer 7

umm here is some jokes i found on internet.... but people dont take it personally please...

1-yeah blondes have more fun but at least we can read
2-im knot blonde, im knot, im knot see i told ya im knot....
3-im blonde what's ur excuse
4-thinking is kind for a blonde be kind....
5-look at my face did it looked like i cared oppps let me try again
6-i know what ur thinking... why are blondes so hot... it's cuz they are blonde duhhhh

Answer 8

TWO BLONDES WERE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD. THE BLONDE DRIVING LOOKS AT HER FRIEND IN THE PASSENGER SEAT AND ASKS HER TO SEE IF HER BLINKER IS WORKING. SO THE BLONDE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW AND SAYS, "YES. NO. YES. NO. YES . NO." HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS BLONDE JOKE.

Answer 9

Q: What do you call a blond in a brunette wig?




A: Artificial Intelligence.

Answer 10

How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.