Is this normal?????????

Question

Whenever I go to a bar or restaurant, and the time of leaving approaches, I start feeling nervous. I have to take with me the cups I used because if not they could extract DNA someone may be interested in using to make a twin of me. Or use it to study myself in a form that they'll gather information.

Answer 1

OF COURSE THIS IS NORMAL!!!

But you need to be very careful your epithelials are going to be everywhere in there too. What you really need is to take the seats and anything else you may have come in contact with. I would also shave your head to minimize the chances of any hairs falling out. Bring your own napkins, flatware and plastic containers to eat the food out of.

This is why I have become a shut in, we order things like groceries and other provisions on the Internet. I have to go now I think my wife has been trying to get my DNA recently, some sort of cloning experiment where she wants to combine her DNA and mine. I'm very suspicious of her.

Smoke some pot that will relax you and make you less paranoid, it worked for me. Remember you're only paranoid if they really aren't after you, but you and I know the truth.

Answer 2

Thanks. Did you know that DNA is transferable over the internet. Now I have a sample to run tests on.

Only kidding.

Normal? No.

Sounds like a mild case of OCD or paranoia. If you are really taking cups and other restaurant items you could get into trouble for theft. I suggest that you talk to your family doctor about this and do what he/she suggests.

Do not take drugs for this without talking to a mental health professional who specializes in OCD and related topics.

Answer 3

no hun, thats not an abnormal thought. when one like me goes to the bar.. i see this c.s.i. type handsome man staring my way.. he comes over to but me a gin and tonic, and i cant help but wonder if the mysterious way he stares is because he has such a remarkable knowledge of DNA that he wants to clone me or use my DNA for some sexualy arousing experiment of hybrid mutation, or, if hes just a hot nerd that wants to bu me a drink to get in my pants.. its hard to discipher.. i know. but either way, it still turns me on..

Answer 4

no i don't think that's normal
it could be your mind trying to justify your kleptomania
if your that worried about it tho....some 9volt batteries duct taped to a colander placed on your head prevents your dna from leaving your body and it also prevents others from reading your thoughts with thier blackberries..add a little piece of tin foil to the colander and it blocks the chip that the government put in our brains at birth so they can't track you with a gps system...

Answer 5

No that is not normal. I think you need to see a Psychiatrist you may have some kind of paranoid disorder. it is probably something they can treat with a little pill or counseling.
I hope I helped

Answer 6

im a bartender and you should stop being paranoid because actually this is what we do we gather your DNA samples and make clones of everybody. Im glad i cleared this up for you

Answer 7

No .I really do not think that is normal ,but i have heard of people like that, I would talk to you doctor and see if there is any kind of pills that he can give you ,becase you might have some kind of in balance. Good luck

Answer 8

it's not normal... but it's not abnormal to have thoughts like that. maybe talking to a professional might help calm your dna fears

Answer 9

It is a bit strange. Your DNA is on everything, why worry about it.

Answer 10

thats fairly normal, you should also be careful when touching doorknobs or using the restroom, they can get dna from that too..