She probably farts more than I do and they are LOUD but they never really stink. We have been married for almost a year and I have only smelt one stinky fart out of her. Even her sister farts in front of me. I don't really care but it's strange that they don't smell. I am not joking, really.
2006-08-30 07:44:35 · 11 answers · asked by kangnamsuperman 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
by the way, my farts don't always smell but they do most of the time, loud or not.
2006-08-30 08:11:09 · update #1
Why is your nose up their butts? Count your blessings and don't complain.
2006-08-30 07:47:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
her farts probably do smell......the silent ones. the silent farts are the deadliest, i don't know why. even when i fart loud sometimes, it doesn't stink. it could be a loud, juicy fart, and i won't get a whiff of anything! but the silent ones, always smell . tell her to let out a quiet fart, and i guarantee you, you'll be surprised. if not, then maybe she's hella clean or something. personally i would like it if my husbands farts didn't smell, and i certainly wouldn't be complaining!
2006-08-30 07:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by beachgirl 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I can't believe you're actually trying to smell your wife's farts. That is so hilarious. Maybe she's full of hot air instead of gas.
2006-08-30 07:50:12 · answer #3 · answered by Vivian S 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They are just really lucky bro. But, for a more scientific explaination usually if someone drinks a lot of water regularly they tend to have a "cleaner" system. I've even heard that if you drink enough water that your armpits don't sweat either and you don't get B.O.
2006-08-30 07:50:30 · answer #4 · answered by sexy lady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, it could be that she eats healthy ? I don't know.
2006-08-30 07:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by La Princesa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because she is a woman and we are made of roses.
2006-08-30 08:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by why?? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine dont stink and I do it in front of my hubby, thats why we can do it in front of you....if they smell then we hide emmm,,I dont know why they dont stink......sorry
hubby says thats how good I am, even her damn farts dont smell....lol
2006-08-30 07:49:29 · answer #7 · answered by baseballmommy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe she uses a glade plug-in for butts
2006-08-30 07:50:05 · answer #8 · answered by el.tuco 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because she stuffs her anus with perfume!
2006-08-30 13:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by iluv2cutfarts 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok and good luck with that.
2006-08-30 07:50:14 · answer #10 · answered by chevy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋