I am having a bad day... 10 points to the one who makes me smile...?

Answer 1

Shoot. I had something, but the pudding hair guy made me laugh. So, I probably already lost.

Answer 2

well i proberly wont be able to but ill try i have a few jokes thats all i can fink of putting down

1)the 1st pig went into a bar and sed"can i hav a beer plz" the bar maid gav him a beer. he brank it then asked the bar maid where the bathroom was. she pointed it out. when he had gon he left the bar and went home. the next day the 2 nd pig went in had 2 beers then asked where the bathroom was then left.
the day after that the 3rd pig went in 2 the same bar and had 3 drinks. he drunk them all then asked where the bathroom was then went and left. on the next day the 4th pig went in 2 the bar and had 4 beers 2 him self drunk them and asked where the bathroom was then left. but the next day the 5th pig went in had 5 drinks and turned to leave when the barmaid stopped him and said "wait a minuit arnt you suppost to ask where the bathroom is like all the other pigs?" the 5th pig replied "no im the little pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home"

laughing yet???

2)what did the frog say when returning his libary books?

read it read it read it

laughing yet???

3)why did the frog cross the road?

to show the chicken he had guts!

Answer 3

wanna hear 2 jokes:

1. One day at walmart this butt ugly lady comes in with her two kids and the owner comes to her and says did you adopt these 2 lovely kids say answers no but why do you ask he replies i just cant believe you got laid TWICE!

2. This mom was making pankakes for her 3 kids and the flour was right next to the fathers bee bees and she grabbed the flour and knocked a ton of bee bees in it she didnt notice and neither did the kids, but a week later the 1st daughter came up to her and said "mom i peed a beebee and what should i do?" the mother responds "dont worry about it it will pass" the 2nd daughter comes up to her mother and says "yo mama i just went piss and i pissed a beebee what the flipp should i do" the mom replies "shut ur potty mouth and it will pass" the son came up to the mom and said mama you will never guess wat just happened. The mother says " what you peed a beebee dont worry it will pass!" he says "NO i was jacking off and shot the dog!"


i thought these wer funney did u??

Answer 4

A man with VERY bad gas went to his doctor. he told him about and how he could not get rid of it no matter how hard he tried.

The doctor tells the man that he will be right back and leaves.

When the doctor came back he had a long pipe with a large hook at the end of it.

Horrified, the the man asks what the poll is for

The doctor simply answers, "I'm opening up a window, it smells like s**t in here."


That's it folks

Answer 5

I had just moved into a new house with my husband, and a young dog. my husband desided to get really drunk, so I went to spend the night at my daughter's house. when I got home I could not find my husband or the dog or our truck, so I had to call in to to work. In the next 2 hours my husband comes home and said HE SPENT THE NIGHT IN JAIL AND THE TRUCK WAS IMPOUNDED. just great I think. now no car. But where is the dog? I asked, I don't know he was'nt with me, now im freaked. I look and look, FINNALY I FOUND HIM IN A CORNER OF THE PROPERTY CLOSE TO DEATH, MY POOR PUPPY. I called aniimal control and they come and pick him up, I HAD TO PAY FIFTY DOOLARS, the poor dog there was parvo in the soil at my new home.
the next day I called into work. I worked in another city, AND NOW I HAD NO TRANPORTATION so I explaned, THAT MY HUSBAND GOT ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING , MY TRUCK WAS IMPOUNDE AND MY DOG DIED. but I would come in the next day, Ok my supervisor said, see you tomarrow.
tHE NEXT DAY I GOT A RIDE TO WORK, THEN THEY FIRED ME! I went home in tears,very upset. I called my dad because he can always make me feel better. I told him what had happened in the last 2 days and he started to laugh, what are you laughing at I asked? He said Carol Ann you made a fatal mistake telling your job the truth. basicaly you told them something close to "THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK." which is what kids say, then he said to me "OTHER THAN THAT MRS. LINCOLN HOW WAS THE PLAY? That made me laugh real hard. Then I felt a little better. NOW I CAN LOOK BACK AND LAUGH!

Answer 6

a rose fresh bloomed from a personal rose garden and the funniest joke you've ever heard.............not knowing anything about you it would be hard to figure out what makes you smile. Just can send you a hug for now and tell you that I hope whatever is making the day bad will pass soon........smiles

Answer 7

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a
date
>>>or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid there might be something
>>>wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
well
>>>known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
>>>
>>>Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all

>>>your crose."
>>>
>>>The woman did as she was told.
>>>
>>>"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
Again,
>>>the woman did as she was instructed.
>>>
>>>Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As
she
>>>did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.
>>>
>>>"Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I
ever
>>>see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
>>>
>>>The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary

>>>disease?"
>>>
>>>Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your

>>>face look Ed Zachary like your ***."

Answer 8

A friend of mine in college actually slipped on a banana peel and almost fell. I t looked like something out of a cartoon!

Hope your day gets better! =)

Answer 9

awww you poor thing, go to the jokes section of Y answers the pity for people who have no sense will make you feel better

OR

MONKEY BUTT!!!! hehehehe

although if i could vote (IM NOT TO LEVEL 2 YET SO GIVE ME THE POINTS PLEEEZ) id give it to the pudding guy LOL or the Ed Zachary Disease joke

Answer 10

This woman just gave birth and the doctor is holding the baby with a puzzled look on his face...

-What's wrong doc?! Is my baby hurt?
-No m'am, your baby is fine... it's just that your baby is a bit 'special'
-Waddya mean by that doc?
-Well m'am, your baby is what we call a hermaphrodite
-A what?! What does that mean?
-Hermaphrodite means the baby possesses the characteristics of male and female at the same time.
-Whaaat!!? You mean he has a penis *AND* a brain?!?

Answer 11

If some1 tells u something make u smile (i doubt about it) plz send it to me to know what made u smile...