Is anyone else sick of the over exposure of NASCAR?
The offical "battery" of Nascar
The offical "sandwich" of Nascar
The offical "beer" of Nascar
Just the thought of a 200MPH high-speed demolition derby is enough for me to create the "official vomit of Nascar"
I think I am going to have some nice pink shirts with the Kotex logo, and underneath will be
"The Official Tampon of NASCAR"
What do ya'll think?
2006-08-30 05:34:00 · 27 answers · asked by LovePinkPuffies 3 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing
FUNNY!!!
2006-08-30 05:39:03 · answer #1 · answered by MC 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I know that Butt Paste brand diaper rash ointment is the official diaper rash cream of nascar. Scientology(Dianetics) started sponsroing a busch or an arca car earlier this year and the nascar offices were flooded with calls and questions like "so is scientology the official religion of nascar?" etc but they basically answered that anyone who is willing to pay the money for a car sponsorship will be allowed to sponsor a car but they may not be the official whatever of nascar. I would imagine that nascar fans would like that about as much as they would like a Dixie Chicks car. Besides the viagra car is already a little awkward anyway.
I am a huge car fan but Nascar is way too overpexposed. I like F1, WRC, drifting, champ car but I would NEVER watch the practices, qualifying, pre race BS that they televise for nascar. However, if nascar was more like a demolition derby I would probably watch it more. Especially if nascar qualifying worked like F1 qualifying where all of the cars can go out on the track at once and potentially get in each other's way. Many car people love other forms of racing but hate nascar so you are not alone.
2006-08-30 12:47:33 · answer #2 · answered by Matt M 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That is a good question. With all those Anorexic Underwear models running around with the driver, you would think they would have one. They could come watch their boyfriend race and get free tampons. You should start a movement.
There should be a Playtex car and Kurt Busch could drive it. Or better yet- Isn't Jeremy Mayfield looking for a ride?
2006-08-31 19:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
used ones
2006-09-01 07:08:39 · answer #4 · answered by 'HUMVEE' 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's just turning into every other sport in the world...money money money...we might as well just move on because this is how it's going to be...i'd rather have nascar like it is now than not have nascar at all!
2006-08-31 10:33:04 · answer #5 · answered by sweetpanther08 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sounds to me like if you don't like nascar, you have a couple of choices like don't watch it or change the channel. oh by the way are you going to be wearing that pink shirt with the "official tampon of nascar" on it while your sitting in front of the tv throwing up and trying to decide to change channels or get up and get a life?
2006-08-31 00:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by JM 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
It's Playtex! Not Kotex!
2006-08-30 12:39:36 · answer #7 · answered by lostintheclover 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wait'll more women get into the sport--when Danica comes in, for instance. We'll see it then!
2006-08-30 18:17:58 · answer #8 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Offical Tampon of NASCAR------- Jeff Gordon!
2006-08-30 21:34:02 · answer #9 · answered by bigbaldy54 1 · 8⤊ 3⤋
The left over filters from the "WINSTON CUP".
2006-08-31 22:14:49 · answer #10 · answered by blakree 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same thing happening other sports.Nascar is not alone in this.
2006-09-01 20:25:11 · answer #11 · answered by hungerforknowledge 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋