A collegue is taking a new job there and I need to speak at hs farewell party.
2006-08-30 03:15:36 · 4 answers · asked by Warren D 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
So, (insert name) has the great opportunity to take a job in Albany, New York, the gateway to that great metroplolis of McKewnsville, NY. In fact, many of the native "Albanians" left Albany when they discovered that Mother Teresa was not born there. But that's okay...those who have remained enjoy the beautiful, sub-zero weather and the opportunity to go on one of the many Aqua-Duck tours offered there...
(not bad for a couple minutes, huh?)
2006-08-30 03:51:16 · answer #1 · answered by Da Whispering Genius 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wrote a limerick about my then-boyfriend who was from Loudonville, would that help?
There once was a guy from NY
The apple of every girl's eye
All the chicks down in Loudonville
Would jostle and crowd and mill
For a glimpse of this wonderful guy.
(No, it probably wouldn't.)
Albany: It is TOO the capital of New York State!
2006-08-30 10:33:46 · answer #2 · answered by Goddess of Grammar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Albany New York... What can I say about it. Unlike New York City which reeks of urine, it just stinks naturally.
2006-08-30 10:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by King of Babylon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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sorry, no have.
2006-08-30 10:28:01 · answer #4 · answered by gary 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋