What do you get when you cross a transvestite with a liberal?

Question

an ALCU lawyer maybe?

Answer 1

Someone looking to have society give them two wardrobes for free.

Answer 2

Ann Coulter.

Speaking of Ann, and the moron who asked this question, what exactly is a "liberal?" I defy you to define this word. You can't, you don't. It's some understood tool for hate-filled idiots. It's as childish as Harry Potter's "muggles" - it's calling people outsiders without describing exactly what those outsiders are. Are there any actual people who meet the definition of liberal? It's like a racial slur.

Answer 3

This answer is in response to the challenge for a definition of what a liberal is.

A liberal is someone who buys into the philosophy of liberlism.

According to Wikipedia:

Liberalism is an ideology, philosophical view, and political tradition which holds that liberty is the primary political value.[1] Liberalism has its roots in the Western Enlightenment, but the term now encompasses a diversity of political thought.

Broadly speaking, contemporary liberalism emphasizes individual rights. It seeks a society characterized by freedom of thought for individuals, limitations on power, especially of government and religion, the rule of law, free public education, the free exchange of ideas, a market economy that supports relatively free private enterprise, and a transparent system of government in which the rights of all citizens are protected. [2] In modern society, liberals favor a liberal democracy with open and fair elections, where all citizens have equal rights by law and an equal opportunity to succeed[3].

Many liberals advocate a greater degree of government interference in the free market, often in the form of anti-discrimination laws, civil service examinations, universal education, and progressive taxation. This philosophy frequently extends to a belief that the government should provide for a degree of general welfare, including the dole for the poor, housing for the homeless, and medical care for the sick. Such publicly-funded initiatives and interferences in the market are rejected by modern advocates of classical liberalism, which emphasizes free private enterprise, individual property rights and freedom of contract; classical liberals hold that economic inequality, as arising naturally from competition in the free market, does not justify the violation of private property rights. However, modern advocates of classical liberalism do advocate a heavier taxation on the corporation, as opposed to the current trend of the burden of income tax resting on the shoulders of the individual worker, as did the early classical liberals.

Liberalism rejected many foundational assumptions which dominated most earlier theories of government, such as the Divine Right of Kings, hereditary status, and established religion. Fundamental human rights that all liberals support include the right to life, liberty, and property. Liberalism has its roots in the Western Enlightenment, but the term now encompasses a diversity of political thought, with adherents spanning a large part of the political spectrum.

A broader use of the term liberalism is in the context of liberal democracy (see also constitutionalism). In this sense of the word, it refers to a democracy in which the powers of government are limited and the rights of citizens are legally defined; this applies to nearly all Western democracies, and therefore is not solely associated with liberal parties.

Answer 4

I don't know "Real Truth", shouldn't you know? I think Heroic Liberal or 43 of the RNC knows. You should ask one of them.

Answer 5

Ann Coulter?

Oh wait.

Barbara Bush?

Oh wait.

A stupid question? Yeah, that's it.

Answer 6

I'll answer with a question!

WHO EVEN CARES?

Answer 7

a liberal that sucks instead of blowing

Answer 8

Your mom!

Answer 9

hillary clinton

Answer 10

shut up your face.