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personally i'd say ''sorry love, i got stuck in your dirty pillows''

2006-08-30 02:52:57 · 27 answers · asked by n2them2004 1 in Entertainment & Music Movies

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This is me in a nutshell.

Help! I'm in a nutshell!!!

2006-08-30 03:03:33 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0 0

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Right.
Number Two: They are mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill-tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.

Sorry, not exactly a quote, is it? But I love it!!

2006-08-30 05:31:22 · answer #2 · answered by jupiter FIVE 7 · 0 0

This coffee tastes like S H I T basil...Thats because it is S H I T Austin, Oh good then it isnt just me...Is my favorite quote.

2006-08-30 02:55:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well I like the quote "FIRE THE LASER!!!" by Frau, and I also like "You are hairy, like ANIMAL!!! Make love to me, Austin Powervitch!" by Ivana Humpalot. Then of course, there's always the classic, "Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?" I say that to my husband when he's in a bad mood, and it always makes him laugh!

2006-08-30 02:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by dorky_goddess 4 · 0 0

Nigel Powers:
"There are two things I can't stand in this world:
People who can't tolerate other people's cultures;
and the Dutch"

Too frickin' funny

2006-08-30 05:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.

2006-08-30 02:56:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Moley Moley MOLE

2006-08-30 02:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough"

2006-08-30 21:07:01 · answer #8 · answered by straight_shooter526 6 · 0 0

It's a bit nutty

2006-08-30 02:55:52 · answer #9 · answered by Arthur Margarine 3 · 0 0

Can somebody help me? I seemed to have broken both my legs. SNAP! --Mustafa

2006-08-30 02:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by RamblinJoe 2 · 0 0

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