it's seems to have deserted me for the time being. Do you get days like this when you are too maudling for your own good?
2006-08-30 02:19:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Keep 'em coming......
2006-08-30 02:25:54 · update #1
Wild eep it's because they make me laugh so much and I haven't see them today.. so that must be the reason. And I thank you for putting me in my place....it's right to be reminded of one's own good fortunes from time to time!.
Good fortune to you too!
2006-08-30 02:33:23 · update #2
And Billy thank you too hilarious stuff.
Now I off to Tesco's to retrieve my homour out of the deep freez.
2006-08-30 02:35:54 · update #3
Mephistophles... yes thank you that brought a smile to my face as does your name...explain it please... cheers
2006-08-30 02:44:30 · update #4
Thank you all for trying to humour me, so very kind of you.
I feel better now so you can all bugger off now, and await my verdict.
2006-08-30 04:12:50 · update #5
Not to worry. Go and have a look in the mirror - that is the BEST advice to give anyone. That should restore your sense of humour.
Then ask the Q. What do you give a girl who has got everything ? DISINFECTANT ..............................
Feeling better ?????? Of course you are..................
SMILE...................there is always tomorrow.
2006-08-30 02:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by tonyflair2002 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To hell on a hand cart???
Try this:
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise
some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold
him for ransom. She went to the playground,
grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told
him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped
your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper
bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the
slide on the North side of the playground.
Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt
and sent him home to show it to his parents. The
next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough,
a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said, "How could you do this to
a fellow Blonde?"
2006-08-30 02:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw it in Tesco about 20 minutes ago. It was looking at the frozen food section. Looked to me if it couldn't decide on fish fingers or fish cakes.
2006-08-30 02:23:43 · answer #3 · answered by Pete T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get that too, I'm on holiday shut down at the moment, and I still have 2 full working days to go
2006-08-30 02:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by Emily 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is probably hiding under a rock somewhere along with my sense of humour, patience, tolerance and general niceness.
Its awful isn't it. No reason at all....... just a 24 hour misery!
2006-08-30 02:28:12 · answer #5 · answered by Janbull 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely, all the time, just got to think of things that make you feel good, won't lift your spirit entirely but will help and set you up good for tomorrow, as you know tomorrow is always a better day!! :)
2006-08-30 02:23:31 · answer #6 · answered by Pinkgem 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah I do. Anyway as it happens I was just gonna tell you to lighten up, you've got a face like a slapped árse on you today.
You have GRANDCHILDREN????? so what the eff are you miserable about? That can't be beat!
2006-08-30 02:22:07 · answer #7 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes but we need them days to appreciate the humorous ones!
2006-08-30 02:25:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know what you mean..... but don't worry, there is a cure... and its on its way in the shape of the new Borat film- check out the trailer:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/borat/trailer/
2006-08-30 02:27:01 · answer #9 · answered by billy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, nothings funny and anything that is supposed to be is just plain stupid right? You'll get over it
2006-08-30 02:23:03 · answer #10 · answered by Stephen H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋