Something logically correct and FUNNY to.
2006-08-30 01:29:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anshu 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Something logically correct and FUNNY too.
2006-08-30 01:31:35 · update #1
Height of Everything
10. Height of Honesty - A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.
9. Height of Confusion - Two earthworms hugging in a bowl of noodles.
8. Height of Foolishness - A guy peeping thru´ the keyhole of a glass door.
7. Height of Noise - Two skeletons wrestling on a tin roof.
6. Height of Competition - A guy taking a leak right next to Niagra falls.
5. Height of Itch - A guy hanging upside down from a roof trying to scratch his feet.
4. Height of laziness - Adoption.
3. Height of Sophistication: Drinking orange juice by poking a straw into an orange.
2. Height of patience: A guy lying under a banana tree with his mouth wide open and hoping for banana to fall right in.
1. Height of coincidence: And the banana falling right in!
2006-08-30 01:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by tomnjerry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That all of the players in the 9/11 tragedy are Jewish, and the jews are blaming 9/11 on the theory that it was perpetrated by muslims living in caves in Afaganistan.
Look at the players.
Owner of WTC 1, 2 and 7 - Larry SILVERSTEIN, Jewish.
George Bush's cabinet and advisors are mostly jewish.
Bush tried to put KISSINGER in charge of the 9/11 commision report.
Jewish people dominate control of the American media.
The country that benefitted the most from 9/11 is Israel.
Is that all a coincidence?
2006-08-30 02:12:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The height of is already given and someone has to add more,
one i heard is a pregnant lady carrying two chidlen on both side of her.
2006-08-30 02:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by all2solvedstrss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both India & Pakistan pressing the nuclear button exactly at the same time.
2006-08-30 03:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by Cave Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Son and father failing in the same subject in the same standards
2006-08-30 01:53:11 · answer #5 · answered by Aakash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my neighbors electric bill was exactly the same as mine last month and we do not have the same size house or same family size.
2006-08-30 01:34:15 · answer #6 · answered by SunFun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are speaking Irony. Ironicaly, you asked a good question, but did it bass ackwards.
2006-08-30 01:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by InternetPosterChild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me mailing u and ur mail drops in my inbox at the same time
2006-08-30 01:44:07 · answer #8 · answered by unpatel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ilost one kitchen knife belonging to my daugter in-law. So i bought one . At that time both my son and d-in-law were away. when they returned each of them had boght a kitchen knife. what do you call this?
2006-09-03 00:45:20 · answer #9 · answered by Brahmanda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About two feet.
2006-08-30 01:32:42 · answer #10 · answered by T Time 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋