if you were attacked by a gang of midgets would you just toss them aside even though midget tossing is banned?

Answer 1

LOL..... If you tossed me (technically not a midget as I'm 5'1 although called it often)... I would run back at you, teeth bared and bite your knees!

Answer 2

Greetings Thomas,

There is nothing wrong with tossing the odd midget every now and then just don't over indulge!! Beware of the dwarfs with axe's they can be real barstewards!!

Partial to the odd but of tossing myself!

Gandalf has spoken

Answer 3

Since when is midget tossing banned?

Answer 4

I believ tossing with reasonable force in self defence would be justified. Tossing off an overpass, I'd say no

Are u Australian, I know dwarf tossing is banned in Queensland. No kidding, there is a law.

Answer 5

Well i did try this and the police were called but as they have reduced the height limit for the old bill the copper that turned up was 4ft 8 so i tossed him with the rest of them ..

Answer 6

It is not against the law, it is more of a guideline: human rights do not apply I don't think

Gangs of midgets can be easily dispersed by throwing a large cat into the middle of the group...My large cat (Ichi junior) can cut through a group of dwarves in seconds

Answer 7

If I was attacked by a gang of midgets, I'd soon make short work of them. They're just a bunch of t*ssers

Answer 8

Midgets are scary. I would definately toss them.

Answer 9

Depends on how many, I have been attacked by a gang of toddlers (similar size) and they are a bugger to get off your leg, as soon as you get one to toss another bites you and you drop the original one. Good luck.

Answer 10

Midget tossing is not banned....toss em off!