2006-08-30 00:39:35 · 17 answers · asked by Curious Salli 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
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Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..
2006-09-02 03:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Anonymous
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Steven Wright
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'
Samuel Johnson
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Father Larry Lorenzoni
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Robert Frost
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Mary Schmich
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
George Burns
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
John Glenn
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
i did get this from a website but i had to type it because it would not let me paste it :P
i hope you like! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
- Kristy the Pink Chick :D
2006-08-30 01:26:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 02:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is Irish, of course:
May you live a hundred healthy, happy, and prosperous years, with an extra year added on at the end to give you time to repent.
Blessings on you on your birthday.
2006-08-30 00:48:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
best birthday song is a guy singing birthday song to me at the school stage in front of the whole school!!!
btw,happy birthday to u...best wishes! =)
2006-08-30 00:45:34 · answer #5 · answered by mrsdongwan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday to you, may all your dreams and wishing come true on this day which is all about YOU! Your rock ! you rule! Enjoy your birthday!!!!!
Today is a day to celebrate your birth.... Have fun and enjoy your day,,,
2006-08-30 00:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!! Yea, I hope you got everything you wished for for your bday!
The "cutest" birthday song I've ever seen, had to be my niece at the age of 5 singing it. In the middle of each "happy birthday to u!" she would sing "cha cha cha" while shakeing her little booty to the cha cha cha's, and then do that same little "cha cha cha" booty shake and sing it an the end of it. It was just adorable.
2006-08-30 18:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know the best song or anything, i just wanted to say happy birthday.
2006-08-30 01:12:30 · answer #8 · answered by puppy love 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"happy birthday
go the f*ck away,
nobody cares
so go the f*ck away"
But that's just what I heard. Happy birthday!
2006-08-30 02:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well happy, b-day to you my friend. here goes when you were just a child your family was so poor the only thing you got on your b-day was a year older lol. oh by the way my b-day will be coming up soon do you know what i need?
2006-09-02 11:45:23 · answer #10 · answered by lil_bit_nv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋