if you think your having a bad day...?

Question

Next time you think you're having a bad day, recall that:
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an ax leaving her mentally retarded.

3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight hours short of the 400-day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off.

4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards
the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current
she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking
his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening
to his Walkman.

5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two
thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded,
trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And the capper:
6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Here's hoping your day is better than any of these!

Have a great day!

Answer 1

well today i ran over a cat! i had to get it off my chest - i feel slighlty better after reading this (only slightly) thanks

Answer 2

These are horror stories....I was in the mood for something a bit more happy. I was having a good day till I read this :)

Answer 3

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Answer 4

On the bad day chart these are winners

Answer 5

Not feeling very much better after this

Answer 6

Thise are really good, i was having a bad day but those are really funny!!!

Answer 7

yeah and I'm still having a bad day and that's just depressed me even more

Answer 8

Well, up to reading that, I was telling myself I was having a bad day. Thanks for the education.

Answer 9

Thank you.

I do feel better now.

Answer 10

Thank you.