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If you are a girl just say you had major period pain (if your boss is a guy, he will be to embarrassed to get mad) and if you are a boy tell them you had a major case of the runs..... better you don't give it to them.

2006-08-29 20:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can't work today because I am taking my goldfish for a walk.

This was once used by a girl as an excuse when I asked her out on a date :(

2006-08-30 03:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 0 0

If you haven't got a genuine reason go to work, they pay you don't they ? How would you feel if their was a question asked "What excuse can I give for not paying my staff today?"

2006-08-30 03:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by Barry G 2 · 0 0

Chronic Alzeheimers

2006-08-30 03:24:51 · answer #4 · answered by Perkins 4 · 0 0

If you have no reason not to go to work then there is no honest excuse.

2006-08-30 03:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by Frank M 3 · 0 0

Tell them that a close family member has been run over and you need to be with them at the hospital.

2006-08-30 03:25:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you just call in sick one day your employer can't legal ask you anything else. If you miss 2 or 3 days they can ask for a doctor's note. But, one day no. Besides, we all sometimes have things we need to take care of and just need one day. Just, call in and say your calling in sick- don't need to say anything else.

2006-08-30 04:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by CorinneI 3 · 0 0

The same excuse your boss should give you for firing you..

2006-08-30 08:18:29 · answer #8 · answered by scallywag 4 · 0 0

They cancelled today on account of lack of interest

2006-08-30 03:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by witchfromoz2003 6 · 0 0

My landlord needs to enter my apartment to make repairs...
Not often used.. And believable.

2006-08-30 03:24:21 · answer #10 · answered by emanon 6 · 0 0

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