How do u go about getting laid?

Question

I have big glasses, and freckles. I have no friends at school and everybody picks on me.

But there is this one girl i wanna ****. How do i go about getting laid?

THis is true.

Answer 1

Well first of all, how old are you. If you are still a teenager why not wait. I am sorry but the way you put your question is like it is your turn to have sex. Sex is not about getting laid. You have to realize that there are someones feelings here, not just you.

You have to understand that having sex with a girl is not a trophy or a way to show you are a man. But I will answer your question.

How to get laid. First you have to think like a man. Be kind, courtesy, to everyone you meet. Meet a girl by just saying hi. When you find the right girl, you need to get to know her. She needs to get to know you. Be her friend, understand her ambitions in life. Tell her yours. (not that you want to get laid) If things work out then ask her out for a date. Respect her and her body. Remember she has feelings and women don't like think you are thinking of them as a sexual object. If after several months of dating really falling in love. Set a date for a wedding, get married, have sex and live happily ever after.

If you can not do that, then save $200 and find you a hooker. Wear a condom and get laid. After that then practice on being a man.

Answer 2

i just ask the women i want to sleep with and i get what i want. of course, i have the face, body, brain, personality and the package that no woman can resist. just ask the girl you are lusting after. good luck. cheers!

Answer 3

this can't be serious
it isn't serious, don't give serious responses

Edit: no, you're not--i refuse to believe even the online community has fallen so far

Answer 4

oh Carl. you don't seem to have a lot of respect for this girl.

Answer 5

get $200 and go see the local madam.

Answer 6

get a life...