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CHUCK NORRIS ROCKS!

2006-08-29 18:47:38 · 4 answers · asked by mappum 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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chuck norris let the dogs out...
chuck norris doesnt have to eat, he just does it to look cool
chuck norris can make a girl climax simply by looking at her and saying booyah!

chuck norris can clog the toilet with his piss
chuck norris's chest hair has chest hair
chuck norris got laid before his dad

2006-08-29 18:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by penguin 4 · 0 0

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter!

2006-08-30 12:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by dwilhoit_08 2 · 0 0

One morning about a year ago, my radio went off.. I woke up and the first thing i heard was "Chuck Norris is GOD!" (in a boomy voice too)

2006-08-29 18:50:54 · answer #3 · answered by Alex 2 · 0 0

go to this site, www.chucknorrisfacts.com. It's hilarious!

2006-08-29 18:50:43 · answer #4 · answered by ATWolf 5 · 0 0

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