English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

11 answers

not pee but poo:

it was nite time... we just came home from the movies - i really had to poo... but my brother can't find the door keys!

so i went to the neighbor's backyard garden & freed my cares out -PRRRRRRRFFT- following morning, JAVAR, their cocker spaniel went running around the house, & ate up a NICE breakfast...Ü


i felt guilty & eeeeeeeky inside especially when i saw the dog run and thank his owner with a LICK of APPRECIATION on his owner's face...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!

2006-08-29 18:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥vaginamonologue♥~ 4 · 0 0

It actually wasn't me but a pregnant woman who was on a small plane with me - a single engine Beaver (a bush plane - carries about 6 passengers - the whole inside of the plane is about as big as a large van) and it was more than 30 years ago. We were in the north of Canada, and our flight was more than 5 hours and there was no washroom in the plane or anywhere we landed en route. She really had to go, so I went with her to the back of the plane and held up my coat as a screen and she peed in a barf bag. It is funny now ....

2006-08-29 18:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

In a brightly lit parking lot. Had to squat with my dress covering all areas.... Not the prettiest sight, but apparently hilarously funny thought my bf

2006-08-29 18:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by skips1983 2 · 0 0

Jail

2006-08-29 23:13:25 · answer #4 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 0 0

stuck in traffic on the PA turnpike, in an emptied starbucks container, passenger seat of my boyfriends car. oof.

2006-08-29 18:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by meow 4 · 0 0

In an empty bottle of ice tea.
I fill it up to the top.
A friend of mine was very thirsty and asked me to drink a little of tea.
''Good'' he said. ''it tastes like lemon'' !!!!

2006-08-29 21:54:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

next to a dumpster in a target parking lot .

2006-08-29 18:12:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 0 0

in front of arby's at night under a street light

2006-08-29 18:06:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

concert parking lot

2006-08-29 18:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by Redhead 4 · 0 0

Its not the pool

2006-08-29 18:04:34 · answer #10 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers