not pee but poo:
it was nite time... we just came home from the movies - i really had to poo... but my brother can't find the door keys!
so i went to the neighbor's backyard garden & freed my cares out -PRRRRRRRFFT- following morning, JAVAR, their cocker spaniel went running around the house, & ate up a NICE breakfast...Ü
i felt guilty & eeeeeeeky inside especially when i saw the dog run and thank his owner with a LICK of APPRECIATION on his owner's face...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!
2006-08-29 18:16:14
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answer #1
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answered by ~♥vaginamonologue♥~ 4
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It actually wasn't me but a pregnant woman who was on a small plane with me - a single engine Beaver (a bush plane - carries about 6 passengers - the whole inside of the plane is about as big as a large van) and it was more than 30 years ago. We were in the north of Canada, and our flight was more than 5 hours and there was no washroom in the plane or anywhere we landed en route. She really had to go, so I went with her to the back of the plane and held up my coat as a screen and she peed in a barf bag. It is funny now ....
2006-08-29 18:13:07
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answered by Anonymous
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In a brightly lit parking lot. Had to squat with my dress covering all areas.... Not the prettiest sight, but apparently hilarously funny thought my bf
2006-08-29 18:06:10
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answered by skips1983 2
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Jail
2006-08-29 23:13:25
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answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7
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stuck in traffic on the PA turnpike, in an emptied starbucks container, passenger seat of my boyfriends car. oof.
2006-08-29 18:52:48
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answered by meow 4
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In an empty bottle of ice tea.
I fill it up to the top.
A friend of mine was very thirsty and asked me to drink a little of tea.
''Good'' he said. ''it tastes like lemon'' !!!!
2006-08-29 21:54:50
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answered by Anonymous
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next to a dumpster in a target parking lot .
2006-08-29 18:12:25
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answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7
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in front of arby's at night under a street light
2006-08-29 18:06:49
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answered by Anonymous
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concert parking lot
2006-08-29 18:09:37
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answered by Redhead 4
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Its not the pool
2006-08-29 18:04:34
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answered by Apollo 7
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