What's something you did that really made you laugh at yourself?

Question

Everyone has at least one goofy story. What's yours?

(Yep, I'm gay asking here on purpose ;-)

Thanks, I'm probably not the only one chuckling with you. Sapna, your story's perfect right here.

Answer 1

I'm bi, and I have a huge crush on Tony Stewart, the race car driver. One of his sponsors is Old Spice.

I work in an ad agency. We were talking about "re-imaging" certain brands, and I brought up how Tony Stewart's sponsorship by Old Spice gave me associations that had nothing to do with my grandfather, who used to shower in Old Spice.

"I thought he was sponsored by Home Depot," said one co-worker.
"Main sponsor. He has others."
"So shouldn't you want to go to Home Depot?"
I rolled my eyes. "Oh, yes. I get this uncontrollable desire to play with tools..."

My five co-workers all looked at me like a pack of hyenas that had just found a fresh kill. And only then did I realize what I'd said!

Answer 2

I went shopping one day and had jogging pants and being I had my wallet and change in the pants and my hands were full coming out of a store my pants fell to the ground. Lesson learned and yes I will never do that again LOL.

Note too stacia, I want to thank you this was a great question and the answers put a smile on my face on a not so good night so thank you very much.

Answer 3

I am not gay. Since you are a gay I would like to share this story.

One day I attended a party as invited by a friend of mine.

There was one pretty lady (I always admire beauty) sitting in front of me and she was actually very very pretty. So I used to look at her so many times (she was that pretty). Whenever I look at her I got caught to her and our eyes met each others. It was quite a embarrassed moment for me when she came to me and hugged and asked whether I like her. I was shocked and ran back to my home without even turning back.

Finally I found she was a gay lady and it still makes me laugh. But I still regret if I have hurt her by the way I behave.

Answer 4

I USED to smoke and one time i was staying with a bunch of friends of mine and we ran out of cigs so we started emptying the tobacco out of cigarrette butts and role our own using papers. Well of course that only gave us about 2 or 3 cigs. When there was only one left two of my friends made a bet that if me and this one girl, that i had just met that night who was also staying with all of us. Well, if me and this girl kissed until the others said stop than me and her would get to share the last cig by ourself. I was feening really bad and i didn't want to do it but before i got the chance to think about it the girl leaned down and started kissing me. It was so weird. It wasn't really gross but just weird. I still laugh about that once in a while. The things that i used to do just to have a cig were just crazy. but now i am no longer a smoker. i actually quit just recently. about 4 months ago. im doing great. I don't miss it.

Answer 5

I went to the Dr, because my back was out, actually I went to the hospital, the nurse gave me a sheet, and told me to undress, then she went out, well when I looked their waen` anything on the table to protect me from germs, so I figured she gave me the sheet to put on the table, lol so thats what i did, I put the sheet over the table, then I crawled on he table and was on my stomach with my butt in the air when the Dr came in, lol he said that suppose to go over you, he said I will give you a minute, but when he went out I dressed a got out of there, I was so imbarrassed.LOL LOL LOL

Answer 6

I pissed myself when I was 8 and grabbed the garden hose to make it look like it was from the hose and not a little boy accident. Everyone knew the truth but, I didn't get it. I was a stupid kid!

Answer 7

ummmm well once i was lookin everywhere for my glasses (i switch between contacts and glasses) and they were on my face cuz i hadnt put the contacts in yet would that count?

Answer 8

when i said i love movie star (183 clubs-ming dow)

i will laough at my silly dream