how do you catch a mermaid?

Question

damn dukalink6000, that was easier than inviting sugaree to a party.

but what about moonstones?

Answer 1

A mermaid's best friend is diamonds, gold, and maybe, if it's a Pele you're trying to impress, fire opals. Seamen for centuries have been wearing gold earrings so that if they fell overboard they could pay tribute to a merfish for saving their life. (Great white mermaids have been known to demand tribute.)

What you need to do is find a likely beach, set up a table with a chair and gold framed mirror, mermaids are at least as vain as humans. You want to cover the table with lace. The key item you need is a very special gold hairbrush studded with a few of her favorite rocks.

Of course you need to provide her with an exquisite dinner, don't bring her seafood; they eat it all the time. Try something like veal cordon bleu. Don't forget the roses and chocolates with macadamia nut filling. Champagne might be nice also.

Answer 2

Hey i believe in mermaids so much. Here is a way to summon the mermaids and other water spirits: Use a conch shell, sounded at dawn or twilight to summon the spirits of the sea to you. It isnt the best way to summon them. You can go to the ocean and sit on a rock right next to the water and call out to the mermaids of the sea and ask them to come forth and show themselves to you. Here is a spell to catch a merperson: To catch a merperson you must make them fall i love with you. Hang bunch of dried seaweed on the rocks, and place a little net sprinkled with rock salt on the water as offerings. You could also throw a small, brightly painted wooden fish into the water as a gift. When you see the merperson and they come to land take their shell belt or little seaskin hat and it will be spellbound to you. ~Hope this helps!!

Answer 3

First off you need to buy mermaid brand mer-chow this really attracts them.Then you need to make a net from unicornhair and waterproof it with fairydust. Tie the uinicorn-fairydust rope around a moonrock. then tie the other end of the rope too your leg. now while holding the mer-chow toss rock into the ocean and wait at the bottom till one comes along.

Answer 4

Wild mermaid are very hard to catch and they do not have a specific swimming area. I suggest you breed one.

get a huge fish and screw it. The offspring should be something close to a mermaid. This is how fish farmers cross-breed.

Answer 5

HOW TO CATCH A MERMAID U NEED A NET OR ROPE U NEEED A BOAT SCUBA GEAR AND ABOUT TEN SCUBA DIVERS AND THEY SHOULD BE NEAR THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND U NEED A BOX OF CHOCLATE FOR THE WAIT IT MIGHT BE AWHILE THERE AWEFULLLY PATIEN ABOUT COMING UP FOR AIR BUT WHEN THEY DO GET READY AND BOUNCE LIKE MR CAT

Answer 6

Fart in the water, and an angry mermaid will come tell you off. Then throw a net over her.

Answer 7

Put A penis on the fishing pole for bait

Answer 8

You may as well try and catch the wind

Answer 9

i read that they are attracted to music, i'm not sure what to play to lure them where you are, when i lived in texas zz top seemed to lure them, and in california it was the beach boys that did the trick. i'm not sure who catches who though.

Answer 10

Become a sailor!