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2006-08-29 15:57:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

will GOD forgive me if I let a tiny slip out while praying ?

2006-08-29 15:59:03 · update #1

21 answers

Aww your question is so cute! It's not a sin to flactuate, laugh, cry, giggle, moan in pleasure and aww(which annoys me because it reminds me of the noise people make behind closed doors in a bedroom) or grief, while you pray. God knows your heart and he knows what's going on inside your stomach and digestive tract and knew you'd flactuate while you prayed for him long before you prayed to him. Happy praying and flactuating! but I wouldn't make it a habit, you might have an accident in your pants someday.

2006-08-29 16:04:23 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel M 3 · 0 0

I do some of my most earnest praying on the toilet. I feel that the Lord and I have come to an understanding about this. If you don't want to work that out between the two of you, I'm sure that if you are polite and say, "Excuse me," it will be okay.

2006-08-29 23:02:10 · answer #2 · answered by miguelitabonita 4 · 0 0

Since farting is a natural body response then you are allowed to fart while praying, people cough, sneeze, cry, and everything else while praying which are all natural body responses

2006-08-29 23:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hurry and finish praying then fart...haha
Yeah he would forgive us for farting I'm sure..

2006-08-29 22:59:16 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1 0

Just do it and say excuse me. You should see the things my husband gets going during prayer! Makes farting look holy.

2006-08-29 23:27:04 · answer #5 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0 0

There is no rule. Farting is natural. Just let it rip!

2006-08-29 23:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

god made us in his image so i suppose he knows farting is just another part of us being like him. so i say let em riiiip

2006-09-05 14:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by mysticalflyingsquirrel 3 · 0 0

I think you should fart while doing everything. Eating, drinking, sexing, skiing, working, playing, douching, fondling and of course, defecating.

2006-09-01 23:20:14 · answer #8 · answered by dhalia_1977 4 · 0 0

Try to work it in so that it sounds like it's planned & is supposed to happen just at that moment.

2006-08-29 23:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you cant help it if it happens.. just hope its a quiet one and that no one is really near to you if yu are in church.. God doesnt mind that ..if you gotta fart .. you gotta fart !! i say let 'er rip !

2006-08-29 23:00:24 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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