Please Take this test.?

Question

Redneck test
Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______

Father's Name: _______(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade
completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ______ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:



Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

Answer 1

1. Billy Mae
2 .Age: 32
Sex: yes
Shoe Size : both
3.Un-employed
4. Billy Bob
5.Cousin
6.Number of children living in household: 3
Number that are yours: 4
7.Mother's Name: Billy Rae

Father's Name: Billy Joe, Billy John
8.Education: don't have none
9.rent my mobile home
10.Total number of vehicles you own ...3
Number of vehicles that still crank .......2
Number of vehicles in front yard....10
Number of vehicles in back yard..15
Number of vehicles on cement blocks...3
11.Firearms you own and where you keep them: 12 shotguns
truck..yes
bedroom..yes
bathroom.yes
kitchen...yes
shed..yes
12.Model and year of your pickup: 1991 ford ranger 4X4
13.Do you have a gun rack..yes..
14.Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
The National Enquirer..yes
The Globe.no
TV Guide...yes
Soap Opera Digest..yes
Rifle and Shotgun..yes
15.
Number of times you've seen a UFO ....9
Number of times you've seen Elvis...7
Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO..29
16.How often do you bathe: N/A
17.Color of teeth: N/A
18 Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: Red Man
19.
How far is your home from a paved road? what is paved?

Answer 2

Lmfao

Answer 3

You just described most of my family with this test, LMAO

Answer 4

I guess I don't apply to that. I already know I am a Geek.

Answer 5

wow long test i dont have enough patience for it and ill get distracted

Answer 6

2 much!

Answer 7

very creative but it's just too much

Answer 8

Ludo, you're back! Yay!!

Answer 9

hell nah thats some funny ****

Answer 10

cute.