2006-08-29 15:38:18 · 17 answers · asked by pooteo1 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
mmmm donuts
its not uteri its uterus
Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers. --Homer Simpson
Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. --Homer Simpson
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? --Homer Simpson
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! --Homer Simpson
First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind. --Homer Simpson
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. --Homer Simpson
God bless those pagans. --Homer Simpson
2006-08-29 15:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by Lil Miss Answershine 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I wish I could remember the episode, because I actually say this one all the time. Homer talking to Bart at breakfast:
"Butter up that bacon, boy! Bacon up that sausage!"
2006-08-29 15:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by ccMarie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"hurry!, give me the number for 911"-Homer Simpson
2006-08-29 15:44:42 · answer #3 · answered by S.P. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on,come on! OOO isn't there anything faster than a microwave?
AND
Can you open the window Lisa ?The police have Daddy's fingerprints on file.
2006-08-29 15:42:49 · answer #4 · answered by jidwg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Homer wanted to get lower back a letter he wrote insulting Mr Burns, so he went to the submit place of work) HOMER: "hi, my call is Mr Burns, i have self assurance you've a letter for me." submit place of work worker: "sensible, what's your first call, Mr Burns?" HOMER: "i don't recognize..."
2016-11-23 13:47:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
(after repeatedly punching the cat) "I'm a rage-a-holic! I can't live without rage-ahol!"
"Those guys are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. . . gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening"
2006-08-29 16:03:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of them.
how about "trying is the first step towards failure"
truly words to live by
2006-08-29 18:06:27 · answer #7 · answered by kitkat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! Television, teacher, mother, seeeecreeet loveeer!
Oh, I donno Marge trying is the first step towards failure.
What about Grandpa?
OOOO! I feel all tingly inside what's happening, Oh no I'm having a stroke....No, wait I'm in love.....No it's a stroke.
2006-08-29 16:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by Big D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Here's to alcohol: The source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.'
'Really? I heard good.'
(in response to Bart informing him that driving over gravestones is bad luck)
2006-08-29 15:49:39 · answer #9 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Doeh-T
2006-08-29 15:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by Ricknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋