I'm trying to get Bob Dylan to marry me... and I figured kidnapping was my only option.. anyone have any otehr ideas?
2006-08-29 15:15:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
mhm.. you could at least try to think of a plan
2006-08-29 15:19:29 · update #1
Hey, if Flava Flav could have a pick-any-chick show on VH1, so could Bob Dylan. You should pitch the idea to VH1, then offer to host it. Then, in a surprise turn of events (which is sure to boost ratings), you could convince them to have him pick you, the hostess, over any of the contestants. Of course, all publicity is good publicity, so he'll have to marry you to score with the Neilson Ratings. Then you'll win him over with your chicken noodle casserole and live happily ever after.
LOL Hope it works out for you. And send me tickets to his son's next concert, okay?
2006-08-29 15:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by girlnblack 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kid napping is a start. But you need to take em to a location no one will hear or see him, then brake him down, physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually. Physical and mental torture. Eventually everything he was, believed in and cared about is non existing. Know there is nothing but a shell off a man.
This is were you build him back up, teach him wrong from right. And guide him into the what you want him to be. Or even teach him there is no one out there better for him than you yourself.
Basically you are emotionally killing him, then bringing him back into this world with a clean slate. You can engrave anything you want on that clean slate. This is called mind control.
GOOD LUCK! LOL
2006-08-29 22:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
become president of his fan club, take naked pics, streak across the stage at his next concert, hire a plane to write 'marry me bob' in the sky, stalk him and get arrested (so he'll get to see you a lot on the news) --- hope my ideas help....
2006-08-29 22:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by Ducky S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not visit the old age home he is living in and wheel him right out with his wheelchair.
2006-08-29 22:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by michtb3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could ask my best friend- who is bob dylans granddaughter- if he wants to marry you.
im not even kidding
2006-08-29 22:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by laylay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since he hasn't asked you, and probably won't, perhaps find a very close resemblance in someone and go for it.
2006-08-29 22:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um wont that be a bad marrige sense he doesnt love u....u probly get a divorce
2006-08-29 22:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, good luck.
2006-08-29 22:18:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
youd be f*cked after he sews you for the kid napping
2006-08-29 22:25:13 · answer #9 · answered by Nick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-08-29 22:18:06 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋