2006-08-29 15:07:56 · 81 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
wow, 79 answers and 13 "thumbs down's". thats gotta be a record.
2006-08-30 14:57:05 · update #1
check that, 81 and 14
2006-08-31 16:16:34 · update #2
Can you salvage the broccoli?
2006-08-29 15:29:56 · answer #1 · answered by Kylie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Scott Peterson
you are heartless
you are a very lousy
no good rotten rat
how can you come into a room
and leave a message like that.
What do you think you are
supposed to do
OMGOSH
I want to slap you silly
Now go to your wife and place her in a
very comfortable
Bed and prop her up and be kind
and stay off the dam computer
You know she is not dead but she could had choked
to death
Be sensitive to her now .
O how I wish I was her best friend
and she needed me to come over to
make an ash tray out of you
you suck
2006-08-29 15:16:22 · answer #2 · answered by Queen A 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is a serious medical condition that requires immediate medical attention. You should go shopping and when you return, dial 9-1-1 to clean up the mess. lots of good food and attention at a funeral, plus the babes will give it up easy if they think you are in mourning.
2006-08-29 15:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by DallasGuy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now wouldn't that just butter your niblets!
Darn that Jolly Green Giant! Darn him to heck!
Get yourself a good attorney. With any luck you'll own tthe Green Giant Food Company in a few months.
2006-08-29 16:06:41 · answer #4 · answered by Free Advice 4U 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead and get a good romp in before the police get there (don't forget to wear a jimmy to prevent them thinking it was a rape) then make sure you pull a few pubes while you're talking to the cops so you can come up with some real tears.
2006-08-29 15:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by sissy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OKAY for those of you who aren't getting a clue here...he's talking about Lacy Peterson who was murdered by her husband Scott Peterson while she was 8 months pregnant a couple years ago on Christmas eve you must remember seeing all of it on the news...Modesto, California....her body along with that of her unborn son who was to be named Connor, washed up on shore months later...look it up....this is probably the sickest damn thing I've ever seen on here....and goes to prove this site needs moderation...omg dude...this isn't even in poor taste...I don't know what to call it...I hope her Ghost haunts your twisted *** for years to come!!!!!! God...and to everyone else who is carrying it on please...this is a murdered, pregnant young woman who's family has been put thru hell all because her husband was a selfish murdering *** who had an affair!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-29 16:59:17 · answer #6 · answered by justwonderin' 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call the Neptune Society and they'll help you dispose of the body. They'll handle the cremation and distribute the ashes, all for a couple of grand. Nice and tidy.
2006-08-29 15:10:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat a piece of broccoli too.
2006-08-29 15:10:00 · answer #8 · answered by CharWiz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liar
2006-08-29 15:09:03 · answer #9 · answered by Unknown_1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put her on a slab & hook one end of the jumper cable to her boobs & the other to your Toyota.Then have your Aunt Matilda start the toyota,while you dance naked around your wife waving ostrich feathers & chanting.."Oh,my heavens!Oh my heavens!"
She will be so shocked,she will immediately jump up & divorce you!
2006-08-29 15:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by Frogmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give her the Heimlick manuver and remove the broccoli, then call an ambulance or EMS and have her checked out to make sure she is ok
2006-08-29 15:11:56 · answer #11 · answered by Maggi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋