how do I stop my husband farting in front of me all the time ?

Question

I think it's totally inmature and it does turn me off.

Answer 1

start farting back. let him get a wiff and tell him you'll stop if he stops.


or buy bean-o and put it in everything he eats.

Answer 2

Feed him less gasseous foods, ie: less greasy and fried things, no beans, less onions, less beer etc. Also, buy some digestive enzymes (available at any walmart or health food stores), also papaya enzymes, and yoghurt (especially activia brand and yoplait). Even frozen yoghurt instead of ice cream can help. Yoghurt adds digestive bacterias that help with many kinds of bowel issues. See if you can figure out if any certain food adds to his problem and then phase that out. Most men have more gas than women do. It is disgusting and, I have worked on my hubby for years. These things can work but they have to comply with taking them and eating yoghurt etc.. If they don't want to comply you can grind up the pills and put it in his food. He'll never notice and you can get some peace. If His farts are exceptionally foul smelling get him to a gastroenterologist for a full exam, this can be a sign of severe illnesses that can kill!

Answer 3

Oh wow, I have the same problem! I tell him it's gross and that it's a turn off but it doesn't deter him at all! He thinks it hilariously funny. He even farts to punctuate sentences, like he can do it on command. I don't think they'll ever stop - they get too much of a kick out of it.

Answer 4

OMG! I felt like I was the only one who had this problem with their mates. My ex used to do it all the time. I tried to be a sport at first and shrug it off. Then I started asking him to stop, to no avail. Then I started b***ching at him to stop. Nothing. He got so bad about it I had to stop sleeping in the bedroom with him at night cause it smelled so bad. If you find the magic bullet, please let me in on it, would you? I am curious as to how others have solved this problem. It was the first time I ran into it in a relationship and didn't have a clue how to get him to stop. He never tired of doing it, and thought it hilariously funny each and every time.

Answer 5

You should EMBRACE your hubbie's farting. It's part of his psyche. Join him in farting. If it doesn't stop then, you'll have found an obnoxious pleasure to enjoy TOGETHER! Farting for men is like shopping for women. We love it. It's hilarious. It makes us feel young, juvenile. Loosen up and let one RIP! He'll laugh so hard he fu_ks you!!!

Answer 6

Get a farting machine (available at Fry's and probably at other electronics stores) and tease him with it. He cannot outfart a machine. Try it, it's a wonderful toy.

Answer 7

Tell him!!!

Stop ******* farting!! Haha, no....just say that you realize he's human but damn, cant a woman get some fresh air?
And then tell him it turns you off.
That would probably do it.

Answer 8

It could be a territorial way of marking his territory. Hippos use their tail to spread their dung around to mark their territory. At least he doesn't do that. Seriously, tell him you don't like it and find it disrespectful. Maybe he's passive-aggressive and is doing this to fight back. If he doesn't change, you have to seek help professionally.

Answer 9

as a reform farter i use to explode in front of my wife i got so use to doing it that i started doing it outside the home untill one day my wife placed a laxative in my drink so instead of farting i sharted s.h.it my pants . she told me that i can do one of two things i can stop eating at home or i can stop farting in front of her because i love my wifes cooking i stoped farting when she is around .every so often i let one rip but like i said im still in recovery stage . let your husband no its a turn of and he needs to govern his a,ss a little better let him no its boyish and beyond him he needs to grow up allso its really nasty to discharge your gas around folks.

Answer 10

honestly make ur self heard be lke this is gross and if u dont stop I will never have sex with you again because it totally turns me off. No one wants to be with someone they are turned off from.

Answer 11

Sit on his lap and fart, then walk away. And carry a spray freshner with you, so you can save yourself when he does it.

I guess you could change his diet or put a cork in it while he sleeps.