If you could make up your own Ten Commandments, what would they be?

Answer 1

Thou shall not say things you don't mean.
Thou shall not judge others for living their lives (that ones for you, Christians).
Thou shall not start wars in the name of 'God'.
Thou shall not go slower than the speed limit when merging onto the freeway.
Thou shall not wear pants tucked into boots.
Thou shall give people the benefit of the doubt.
Thou shall not allocate more public money to sport than public education (that one's for you politicians)
Thou shall not force your children to consume brussel sprouts.
Thou shall allow women the choice of abortion.
Thou shall not say 'I'll call you' when you don't mean it.

Answer 2

excellent question.
1- thou shalt not use any mind altering chemicals to escape reality.
2- no loud talking (indoors especially)
3- do not have children if you have a low IQ, if you are poor, or if you've already had two and ALL children must be made to behave and not allowed to do as they please.
4- do not live with or have sex with someone until after you are married to them.
5- you can only get a divorce when your spouse cheats, becomes physically abusive, or develops a drug habit and not for any other reason.
6- when you are finished using something, you are to put it away where it belongs (no clutter, EVER, all things must be clean, neat, and organized at all times)
7- you must bathe and brush your teeth at least once every single day no matter what.
8- everyone who is physically capable must work, no excuses.
9- no one is allowed to think more highly of themselves than they do of others.(must show care and concern for each others well being regardless of social status, age, race, or intellect.)
0- sex is only allowed once a month and should never be the topic of discussion. men who claim they can't control themselves should be castrated.
AMEN

Answer 3

1. Treat others the way you want to be treated.
2. Thow shalt not lie
3. Thow shalt not cheat
4. Thow shlt not kill
5. Honor thy parents and thy children
6. Thow shalt love thyself as much as others
7. Thow shalt work hard and not live on welfare
8. Keep yourself, your children, your home, your car etc. clean
9. Have a sense of humour, don't take everything too seriously
10. Love the Jesus and ask for his help and the rest will take care
of itself.

Answer 4

Thou shall not touch me if I don't tell you to.
Thou shall not touch my tivo.
Thou shall shut off the lights when you walk out of the room.
Thou shall not make me explain myself when I make a decision.
That's all I really care about.

Answer 5

well i guess i never thought about until now..
1. thou shall always be hot/sexy
2.thou shall never have panty lines. (when tryna be hot)
3.thou shall treasure a good woman/man.
4. thou shall make time for one self.
5. thou shall love one self.. (if u dont who will)
6. thou shall get off ur *** and do something with ur life.
7. thou shall respect others.
8. thou shall wear cute.. but comfortable shoes..
9. thou shall live life to the fullest.
10. thou shall never ask tooo many questions.. like this one.


haha.. no one take this seriously.. this was made for fun...

Answer 6

1.) Do not kill
2.) Do not rape, molest, violate, interrogate, or inflict any unnecessary punishment on anyone else.
3.) Do not be greedy
4.) Do not start a war with another country unless absolutely necessary
5.) Think before you speak
6.) Do not cheat

Answer 7

Pretty much the same except I would make one about having emotional affairs as well as physical ones

Answer 8

About the same as the original.

Answer 9

I would only have one addition and that would be
"Thou shall not impose thy religion on others"

Answer 10

Ex 20:3
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Ex 20:4
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:

Ex 20:5
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Ex 20:6
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

Ex 20:7
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Ex 20:8
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. I'D MAKE IT SO THERE WOULDN'T BE A PARTICULAR DAY....JUST THAT YOUR COULD PERPETUALLY WORSHIP IF YOU WANTED....YOU KNOW LIKE TBN?

Ex 20:9
Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: I'D MAKE IT 5

Ex 20:10
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:

Ex 20:11
For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

Ex 20:12
¶ Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee. UNLESS ONE IS AN UNTREATED BIPOLAR AND THE OTHER IS A DEMON!

Ex 20:13
Thou shalt not kill.

Ex 20:14
Thou shalt not commit adultery.....AND THAT INCLUDES FORNICATION!

Ex 20:15
Thou shalt not steal.

Ex 20:16
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

Ex 20:17
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ***, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.