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Dude they should do a "Jesus Christ the zombie MOvie" That
would be so much more moving than the passion of the christ.
Hell who agrees with me that mel gibson ruined the story of christ?
*and it should be done in IMAX or 3-d

2006-08-29 14:00:02 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music Movies

14 answers

YEP!!!

2006-08-29 14:06:41 · answer #1 · answered by Star_Zero 6 · 0 0

That is the greatest idea ever. The only way to make it cooler would be to make it a musical:
To the tune of "Superstar" (form Jesus Christ Superstar):

Zombie Christ
Zombie Christ
Tell me whose brains did you just digest?
Zombie Christ
Zombie Christ
Tell me whose brains did you just digest?
Zombie Christ
Rotting Flesh
Transubstantiation’s quite a mess.
Zombie Christ
Rotting Flesh
Transubstantiation’s quite a mess.


That's the best I can come up with right now, but when you're ready for the millions to come rolling in, I'm your song guy.

2006-08-29 21:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by Eegah 4 · 1 0

Lazarus was a Zombie before Jesus. But it was Jesus that made him into a Zombie.

That's at least two for the Jesus Zombie Gang then. Not really enough to take over a shopping mall, though, is it?

2006-08-29 21:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by Aphrodite Jones 3 · 2 0

Scary religious movies always do well... look at "The Omen". I would certainly go watch. 3-D would be awesome, Jesus could jump out of the screen at you!

2006-08-29 21:06:58 · answer #4 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 0 0

Catholics ruined the story of Christ. People say Christ made himself God, HOW THE HELL DO WE KNOW THAT?? Because its in the bible?? or Torah?? History lies...

2006-08-29 21:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by Chris D 3 · 0 0

That sneeeaaaky bastard !!! And he never even yelled

"Braaaains"

to warn people he was coming !!!

BTW ...did you ever see the movie "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter"? If you haven't, you should check it out:

http://www.amazon.com/Jesus-Christ-Vampire/dp/B00007CVRX/sr=1-1/qid=1156901858/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-9081964-0558539?ie=UTF8&s=dvd

2006-08-29 21:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by p.g 7 · 1 0

Jesus was not a zombie, He was the Son of God and no they shouldn't make a zombie movie about him.

2006-08-29 21:04:22 · answer #7 · answered by Nico 7 · 0 3

DANG! You should have trie to sell that idea! *yoink*
It sounds like a movie i'd pay money to see and buy :D

2006-08-29 21:05:30 · answer #8 · answered by jobie023 3 · 1 0

Well Lazerus was the first to rise from the dead.

2006-08-29 21:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HAHAHA you're right he was a zombie!!!!!
good call i never even thought of that

2006-08-29 21:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by demilitia66 2 · 0 0

Jesus wasnt a zombie he's prophet from Alla to ppl...

2006-08-29 21:10:03 · answer #11 · answered by flying_spirit2006 3 · 0 2

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