2006-08-29 13:44:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
As the Devil's Jester, I've already struck my deal, and I have to tell you, some of the answers here make a lot of sense - so much so he's already thought of them. Cool beer? Vodka?
Very nice, but he can get that anytime he likes - the demon Drink has set up a place in Pandemonium Square called the Hellfire Club, and it does a roaring trade. Popsicles? Very thoughtful - but if he wants ice, all he has to do is pop down to see Judas Iscariot, encased in an ice-block for all eternity. Thank you so very much John Milton! We keep trying to send Judas back, cos he keeps ranting and raving about being stictched up and it gets offputting after a while...
Anyway, the thing the Boss really wants is Attention. So my ultimate offer was my industry, to write his Gospel - a no-holds-barred expose of the bust up between his mom and dad, the big misunderstanding about free will, how he felt about Junior being favoured above him, and the tremendous disappointment that human beings have turned out to be...
'S'gotta be worth a lifetime of raunch and riches, surely?
2006-08-30 02:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ice cream, popsicles, garden hose, a fan and a bottle of Evian...He'll need all the cooling off he can get before his descent back downstairs.
2006-08-29 13:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pepsi!
2006-08-29 19:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Husband!
2006-08-29 13:50:02 · answer #4 · answered by Cherokee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Case of beer
2006-08-29 13:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ten peices of silver
2006-08-29 13:51:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a soul.... so Smirnoff Ice or Vodka would do.
2006-08-29 13:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sins he made me do! And a battle winning bible verse!!!
2006-08-29 13:55:23 · answer #8 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My collection of deep emotional scars...he'd love those.
2006-08-29 13:51:42 · answer #9 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
M'Golden fiddle.
2006-08-29 15:21:42 · answer #10 · answered by I Am That Yankee Doodle Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋