I love movie quotes!
2006-08-29 13:33:43 · 28 answers · asked by parachute 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I'm trying to think of some good ones from Benchwarmers. That movie cracks me up :)
"Someone call 411!"
2006-08-29 13:39:42 · update #1
Farva from Super Troopers: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
You have to see it if you haven't there are so many funny quotes!
2006-08-29 13:39:40 · answer #1 · answered by sapphire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From TV show Charmed (season 8):
"I guess you can't be too picky when you're dead." - Phoebe
"You can't pick up on a guy at a funeral!" - Piper
"Why not? It's my funeral!" - Phoebe
"See? Even you have a life and you're dead." - Paige
"She was a free-spirit, which by the way can only happen when you're... free." - Phoebe
"She is not my lady friend. She is a friend, but she's... just a lady." - Leo
"That's the funny about thing here. Nobody really stays dead for long." - Paige
"You can handle demons, but you’re afraid of pumpkins?" - Piper
"A photographer shoved the camera in his face." - Leo
"So you went all Sean Pean on him?!?" - Piper
"How did I wind up being the only sane one here?!?" - Paige
"How many times a day do you two have sex?" - Soothsayer
"A day?!? What are you, crazy?!?" - Piper
"Okay, how can you get married without wearing a veil?" - Henry
"Well, if you want one so much, why don’t you wear it?" - Paige
"I swear to God I think she’s trying to kill me. It’s like death by dinner." - Christy
"How much help do you need after only two weeks of marriage? Does Henry keep leaving the toilet seat up?" - Coop
"Hang on a second, so you’re having sex dreams while I’m sitting here wracked with guilt?" - Piper
"What do you know about love?" - Victor
"I'm a Cupid!!!" Coop
"Yes, yes. We know. We’re both dead by now. We’re over it." - Grams
"You speak for yourself" - Patty
2006-08-29 21:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by Lucy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Animal House- when John Belushi says "guess what I am?" then proceeds to spit a mouthful of mashed potatoes all over the preps at the table. "A zit, get it!?" many classic comedy lines from that movie.
2006-08-29 20:51:00 · answer #3 · answered by blasted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is:
Cal Naughton - "Shake n' Bake!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
I almost cried from laughter when I saw that movie.
2006-08-29 20:50:45 · answer #4 · answered by Laz♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Is your head up your a*s for the warmth?" -- Burt Gummer, Tremors 3
"Didn't you see 'Boys in the Hood'? Now we're all gonna die!" -- Jon Favreau, Swingers
"But what about my spinach puffs?"-- Kronk, Emperor's New Groove
"No! I don't like it when severed heads get thrown at me!" -- Bridget Fonda, Lake Placid
not to mention practically every single line in My Cousin Vinny
2006-08-29 20:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by Whedonist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gus: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?
Clark: I'm not picking, I'm scratching.
Gus: Scratching what? Your brain?
Clark: Yeah, 'cause it's huge!
and
Richie: He just did that steroid free!
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller.
Clark: Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!
that was a great movie... ha fricken larious!
also...
"Have you seen these toilets?! They're Gianormous!!!"
2006-08-29 20:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by Yooper chick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chunk Hey, mister? Are you hungry? I got a Baby Ruth.
Sloth Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!
I love the goonies
2006-08-29 20:39:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
From Down to Earth :
Lance Barton: Shut up before I crush you with my wallet!
and Head of State:
Mays Gilliam: The guy's avoiding me like he owes me child support.
(Mays ,the challenger, is trying to get Brian Lewis ,the president, to debate so he interrupts his campaign commercial)
Mays Gilliam: I thought I told you that we won't stop, I thought I told you that we won't stop!
2006-08-29 21:06:17 · answer #8 · answered by silver_katt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved watching happy days! one such episode had marion calling from the super market. richie answered and mom asked if the house need anything. ritchie says let me think. while he is thinking mom asked him in a whisper if they needed toilet paper but couldnt hear her very well. he asked her to repeat it, but then realized what she was saying & said, mom, its ok to say toilet paper outloud over the phone. what a riot! one of my favs.
2006-08-29 20:43:01 · answer #9 · answered by rje46805 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Madahoohaa? from Madagascar...i love saying that randomly
2006-08-29 20:36:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋