when i was using one of my aborted fetus jars for an ashtray i accidently tipped it over now there is fetus juice on my carpet. will this leave a stain and how should i clean it up?
2006-08-29 13:21:26 · 10 answers · asked by cindy m 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Cleaning & Laundry
People swear by club soda to get out anything, but I must say that using a fetus jar as an ashtray is despicable. Fetuses have few real uses; they can develop into human beings and they can be put into jars to be thrown at the heads of referees at football games.
2006-08-29 13:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by Sir Psycho Sexy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uh, you need to call the bio hazard folks because by federal law, formalin is a toxic substance and needs to be disposed of properly. Of course, since the alleged "fetus juice"' is made up of formaldehyde, water and methanol, a good portion of it will have evaporated by now. I certainly hope you did not inhale it. Your lung tissues will be stiffening up as the water component will be replaced with a hard gel like substance from the formaldehyde component. This will make your lung tissue easy to slice thin for examination. I say F**K the carpet and let them remove it. You will have a whole new chance at replacing your "early bizarro science lab" decorating scheme with something more interesting and much less freak show like. Get over your Wednesday Addams complex and step out side into the sunlight. OOOPS! Didn't know the sunlight would make you spontanousely burst into flame like that. Sorry.
2006-08-29 21:11:31 · answer #2 · answered by earthwmnspice 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am going to go out onto a limb here and assume that you are talking about sperm, since it is the stuff that will make a fetus.
Get some sort of stain remover for carpets and then stick a towel under yourself next time so that nothing gets on the carpet.
2006-08-30 01:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It shouldnt stain your leopard skin carpet too bad. As far as clean up goes...........GET A STRAW!
2006-08-29 20:28:20 · answer #4 · answered by TEKMSTR 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dont see how a person could joke around like this. Dude u r just sick!!! I hope one day you grow up.
2006-08-31 15:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you need a date
2006-08-29 22:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by chris 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're way into fetuses lately, and especially their use as ashtrays....good advice from me---get a life!!!!!
2006-08-29 20:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by artsy 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
omg ummmmm yeah ok
2006-08-29 20:26:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're a sick person.
2006-08-29 20:27:25 · answer #9 · answered by cutiedudie2002 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
YOU ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!.
Not even funny
2006-08-29 21:30:22 · answer #10 · answered by Sandra♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋