Who's funnier?
Tell me your best political joke!
2006-08-29 13:02:30 · 6 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Republicans are much funnier. Enjoy!
Bush is sitting in the oval office and Cheney rushes in. Cheney says, "Well GW, we just heard that we lost 2 Brazilian troops in Iraq this morning."
GW's face goes white and he drops his head in his hands saying, "Oh no, oh no!"
Cheney, looks at GW and says, "Sir, what is the matter?"
GW looks back at Cheney and says, "I'm not sure, but how many is in a Brazilian?"
:)
2006-08-29 13:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Republican, a Democrat and a judge are sitting in a bar. The democrat bets the republican that he can beat him in a drinking contest. The republican accepts his bet, and the deomcrat clearly wins. The republican says"Hey, I won!" The only way the contest can be settled is by asking the judge who won. The judge, being a good friend of the republican, declares him the winner even though he clearly lost. I just made this joke up right now, too
2006-08-29 20:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by FootballFan1012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Guy walks into a store. He sees three brains on display.
One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250.
The second is a Republican Brain, priced at $275.
The third is a Democrat Brain, priced at $5,000,000.
The Guy asks the sales clerk,"Man, why does the Democrat brain cost so much more than the other two?" Clerk replies,"Well, sir, that brain has never been used.
2006-08-29 20:19:26 · answer #3 · answered by itsallover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush,Cheney The Pope and a Boy Scout were flying a board Air force 1 when they got word that something was wrong with the plane and they all had to bail out . The only thing was there were only 3 parachutes left Bush says I get 1 cause I"m the president and also the word;s smartest Texan Cheney says I get one "cause I"m the Vice President Both took their 'chutes and bailed out. The Pope looks at the Boy Scout and says you go ahead and take the last " chute and Bail out my son I'll go down with the plane. The boy Scout Says, No Father we Will both take a 'Chute and bail out 'cause Either Cheney or Bush "the World's Smartest Texan" jumped out with my Nap sack full of Dirty Laundry.
2006-08-29 20:28:20 · answer #4 · answered by bisquedog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A liberal democrat, a conservative republican and a mixed up in the middle of it all libertarian are all standing at the edge of the grand canyon.
The mixed up libertarian says " I'm doing this for my country" - and he jumps over the edge.
The conservative republican says " I'm doing this for my country" - and throws the liberal democrat over the edge.
2006-08-29 22:33:06 · answer #5 · answered by nardo84 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
are you ready?
GEORGE W. BUSH
2006-08-29 21:09:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋