can sumbody tell me sum mama jokes 10 points to the funniest one?

Answer 1

Jo mama is so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose.
Yo momma so small she can hang glide on a dorrito.
Yo momma so skinny she can hoola hoop with a froot loop.
Yo momma teeth so bad that when she smiles she looks like she got a mouth full of dice

Answer 4

Yo mama so nasty she had to cut the string off her tampon to keep the crabs from bunji jumpin.


Yo mama so fat the back of her kneck looks like a pack of frankies.

Answer 5

yo mama so fat she sat on a game cube and it turned into a game boy. yo mama so dum she thinks that debate is used to catch dafish

Answer 6

you mama so ugly her own reflection won't look at her.

yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink.

Answer 7

Yo momma's so fat, when she tried Guess jeans, the answer popped out.
Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo momma's like a television, even a three-year-old can turn it on.

Answer 8

yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the scales, the dial spins

Answer 9

yo momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house

Answer 10

none on my mama