Check out this site...http://www.humorsphere.com
There are alot of good ones addressing specific issues.
Examples...
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.
You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
While every girl has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privelige!
2006-08-29 12:13:18
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answered by Country Girl for Life 5
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I just say "Have a nice day" give them the sweetest smile I can and then walk away...it works for me...or on the other hand, you can always just ignore them...when they are mean, they are just wanting to get a reaction out of you or they are jealous of something about you...alot of the times they are mean because they dont feel good about something about themselves and they want to put others down like that because it makes them feel better about themselves and they feel more powerful.
2006-08-29 12:05:08
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answered by annoying_girl13 1
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Always better to walk away from it so it doesn't start a fight. make sure you stay better than them, remove yourself from them, don't let them bring you down. LIfe too short to make a stupid decision. Why would you want to have a comeback when you ignoring them or showing them it doesn't bother you is the better way?!?! No comeback is sometimes the best way.....
2006-08-29 15:07:19
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answered by Alex P 2
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NOTHING! Acting like they are wasting their breath is the best comeback. If they don't get attention that they crave and are willing to humiliate you for, they'll stop. It won't be worth their time. Act like you don't give a sh*it, Bro....and take some karate lessons. Godloveya!
2006-08-29 12:01:14
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answered by Sassy OLD Broad 7
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Don't say anything, when you react you are giving them the power over you. Turn and walk away, if you can't get away just ignore them. If they are teasing you for certain things that you believe in then stand strong don't let them change your views on anything.
2006-08-29 12:01:23
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answered by Kitikat 6
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Ignore them and once you cant ignore them anymore talk back tell them they ugly or say something like "your acme so bad it look like you got a mine field on your face" just dont let it get to you kids are mean... believe me...
2006-08-29 12:01:24
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answered by cswtp 2
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You could say, "I'm sorry your mother didn't have any kids that lived." Or you could say, "Are your parents brother and sister?" Or, you could say, "Here, have a mint, unless that was a fart and not your breath."
Just be prepared to run....
You could also just look at them like they are the stupidest creatures on earth and just start laughing....
2006-08-29 12:03:13
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answered by nquizzitiv 5
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Smile walk away your not dropping to thier level be wise act like ya winner be smarter no come online it the smile in ya eyes heart to get them to respect you more ..honey better then vinegar
2006-08-29 12:01:48
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answered by Anonymous
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If I would you I would just ignore them, it's just a waist of your time to be bother to jerks who doesn't appreciate a great person like yourself. Or you can tell them to back off and leave me alone.
2006-08-29 12:10:02
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answered by asianpacificislandlaidbackgirl4u 3
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Kick their buts! Make them realize that you don't take crap. Worked for me. In my last HS I was the only girl in a class that lasted the whole afternoon for two years. They learned fast.
2006-08-29 12:02:07
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answered by gin 4
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