What is the most stupid thing you've ever seen a pothead do?

Question

I've got nothing against potheads, only stupid ones. My vote goes for the stupid potheads who got caught toking in the parking lot adjacent to our office building. Nothing wrong with the sacred ganja, but it's not worth losing our office lease over it. If they're too lazy to go down the street, they shouldn't even be smoking the stuff!

Answer 1

I saw this in the newspaper...a house was running a grow-op, that's where the whole house is used to grow pot...they put a sign on the door, that it was a grow-op and you could buy B.C. bud there...the police soon came for a visit

Answer 2

In 10th grade I gave my friend a quarter of pot during lunch. By the end of lunch there was my friend and another guy walking with the principle down the hall toward his office. I found out they got high at lunch, ok, but then the dumbas* walks back into the school with the bag in his hand because he was so high. Principle saw it, asked my friend what is this as he grabbed it, my buddy didnt even know he had it in his hand until the principle held it up in front of his face. He took the blame and did not narc but I never trusted the guy again. And the guy that walked back into the school with my friend told me later that he told him to put the bag away about 20 feet from the doors but my friend was so stoned he kept pulling it back out for some reason and the principle was right there at the front door. He was suspended for 2 weeks and charged with possession by police.

Answer 3

I saw an episode of "Cops" once where this cop pulled a guy over who was wearing a cowboy hat, and the cop kept asking the guy if there were any drugs in the truck. It was obvious the violator was mystified why the cop was asking him about drugs and, after the cop pulled him out of the truck and arrested him, he reached up andgrabbed the doobie out of the guy's hatband. There it was, plain as day, waving around in the air, and the guy didn't even have enough sense to remember it was there! Stupid, but funny as it could be!

Answer 4

back interior the day I observed an exceptionally stoned 21 12 months previous chum of mine making out warm and heavy with a enormously youthful lady in a dark corner of a nameless New England ski inn day after on the instant he met the region of night-time affections on a chair elevate and found that she grew to become into all of 13 years previous. the previous college Acapulco Gold had a fashion of doing that to human beings

Answer 5

Smoking at work, and inside the building, in the basement, and smoke rises. Oh yea, maybe I should mention the fact that I'm a teacher, and I smelled it in the building. I don't know whom it was, student, teacher, custodian, parent or whomever. It was just so stupid even if kids were not there, but they were.

Answer 6

I once saw on COPS an officer ask a man he pulled over if
he smoked pot. The man insisted he did not smoke. Lo and behold the cop pulled a joint from behind the man's ear.

Answer 7

Way back in the day I saw someone urinate in an air conditiong floor register. Straight down the grill it went. Glad it wasn't my house. Could you imagine the stench w/ the heat turned on?

Answer 8

Somking the stuff is bad enough, but when you're broke because you spent your last to get high and then get the munchies, eating your dogs dry food rates as pretty darn stupid.

Answer 9

Smoke first of all, but second is definitely ignite false fingernails while trying to use a lighter.

Answer 10

My friend was watchin' TV and missed his chip dip and dipped it in the potted planter next to it..lol...it was a priceless moment!